📲 i dunno...
[a few moments pass, then a few more]
📲 think i can handle a few more?
📲 . . .
📲 💞
📲 that would be sweet hun <3

📲 only if they're anywhere as hot as you 🫦

📲 more hot bitches like us? 😋

📲 u wouldnt lose my number, rite???
📲 😆
📲 what an airhead u can b
📲 remind me what i'm free for... feeling dumb rite now
📲 🤫
📲 LOL

[several minutes before the next message appears]

📲 pretty clever, huh? 😇 just a joke between friends

📲 who the fuck is this

I should try that some time. Sounds fun. 😜

yeag she probably delivers pizzas in the same vehicle

🤪?

chase em
grab em
fry em

Everyone's so mean to me 😭

i got certain cravings, and i'm not sure there is someone around to fulfill them properly...

so...

with my boundless generosity, who wants to get sweaty~?

let's go for falafel

Bestie got me a new job, let's find out how fast I lose it 💞

sorry for being mentally ill, but at least the sex is incredible

who up lol

What about infamous ones? 🤪

time to report that gas leak i guess

Ahem...

Is this mic on?

Single ships are wrong. 🤫

Thank you.

Yeah. 😐

Probably not how she wants, though. 🤫

Hmph!

You won't trick me. I'll take you on!

😡😡😡

someone should put an end to your reign of terror

can't believe she'd just forgive me like that 😡

How could you

So easily

I was busy >:(

alternatively, quick, someone attach yourself to my dick so I don't disappear again 😩

ill jinx it and say that im glad my internet works again

Time to solve this nut allergy crisis. 🦸‍♀️