Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Hey buddy, if you don't like the speed I'm driving, wait until you see the speed of the guy aheada me

Hey all, Kevin here. Please read.

Ok I'm bored and want to procrastinate work so let's do a thread instead. Wanna hear a story?

Alright then, story it is. So gather around, children, because now we're going to talk about the most important science book you've probably never heard of.

Ready? Off we go, then.

This is such an important part of the creative process and it sucks so much lmao

If ya'll could boost my game I'd very much appreciate it!

Trying to get to 50 reviews for the Steam algorithm. I already have glowing reviews from the likes of Raigan Burns (N++) and Daniel Linssen (Leap Year) and just need a handful more.

Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3641010/...

Discworld QOTD, from Jingo

“[Vetinari] listened with great care because what people said was what they wanted him to hear. He paid a lot of attention to the spaces outside the words, though. That's where the things were that they hoped he didn't know and didn't want him to find out.”

Please click through and enjoy the replies to this. It was the sort of cheerful joy I badly needed today.

I'm only as far along as I am thanks to your patterns! <3

Photo of two dolls wearing shirt dresses, one blue and one black. The dresses are unfinished and held closed with pins.

A doll wearing a green long dress with a lighter green apron

Closeup of a doll dress and apron with grommets and lacing

I'm going to a doll meet next weekend and planning to sell some of my clothing I've made, but realized I had less on hand than I expected and now I'm maniacally sewing a bunch of things. It's nice to have focus I guess? But also when I do nothing but doll scale, my hands cramp...

Reddit - https://i.redd.it/6wobm5kwotsg1.jpeg

ARTEMIS FROM SAILOR MOON WAS AT THE ARTEMIS 2 LAUNCH AND IM VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT

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So much love for you. It's so hard that they can't stay with us forever.

There's a lot of misogyny in that, obviously, and in many awful flavors, but I think there's also mixed in there a very peculiar kind of consumer-brained entitlement. We expect that the big corporations will fuck us over every two seconds, and we expect to be utterly powerless to do anything about it because all they give a shit about is Line Go Up, but indie creators (especially if they are not men) are expected to be the balm to that infected rash. Where everything else in the world is painful and mean and uncomfortable, independent queer creators are expected to produce the comfortable swaddling bandage that dulls the pain and soothes the sensitivity. This is supposed to be our happy place, our safe place. It's supposed to be ours and belong to us and serve us. And so they moment they produce friction, any friction, literally the tiniest amount of friction imaginable, well that's a failure! You are failing to live up to your purpose, and that's not just a creative failure but a moral and personal and spiritual failure too. It's a sin, in fact, it is a kind of evil. Friction hurts, and that means you are hurting me!

I love finding things that explain the screwed-upness of how major studios get away with blatantly bigoted nonsense while solo queer creators get eaten alive by self-professed innocent small beans for creating art that steps out of line

"you learn to feel what's useful to feel". 10 mins in and i'm crying. jesus christ dude

I stand by my assertion that Sinners on Broadway would do looooooong-run numbers. A fixture, a steady on the street, like Book of Mormon, Hamilton, Chicago

Hopefully! There's a bunch of issues that can cause it, I didn't know myself for years. My friends just joked I was a deer in my past life and bought me a salt lick for a birthday gift once xD

I have.... Done that. I try to be a lot more discreet about it but sometimes The Body Decides It Is Necessary (low blood pressure and likely adrenal issues...)

Happy Pi day! Going to a Pie and Pie Adjacent party and looking forward to all the food

Qbuz was the best platform I found when looking for a Spotify alternative as long as you're not also looking for something that will suggest music for you/create Playlists, as it really doesn't seem to have a functional discover mode.

Glad you are home and can rest! Feel free to give a shout if you need anything as well <3 and hopefully you feel up for pie!

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Discworld QOTD, from Thud!

Oh hells yes the Old Kingdom rewired parts of my brainnnn

I think... My shoes have died? I've never had a pair just Give Up All At Once but they went from being Fine to Ow My Ankles in about a week? And it seems to be both ankles, which makes me think I'm rolling my foot as I walk. Ugh. Not a thing I had budgeted for before spring!

I am going to be endlessly amused that this post has gotten the most likes of anything I have ever/will probably ever post
/cackles
(Op was asking why they had so many likes for a post on a brand new account)

A photo of book text reading: heaven is down, hell is up. This is proven by the fact that the planets and the stars are orderly in their movements, while on earth we come close to primal chaos. There are four other proofs but I forgot them. Josh the dill, king Kong kabal.

A photo of a page of text, centered is a square that reads: remember, king Kong died for your sins

AO3 is down so I'm finishing Principia Discordia before bed and just needed to share some gems.