TW: Disturbing content

WHO OUT HERE HAVING HOT STEAMY SEX NOW??

“Uhhh… good morning everyone! I was going to start off my day by playing one of your “video games”, but I got a weird error. I made a post about it earlier. And what does that code translate to?”

NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU PALOOKAS KIDNAPPED THAT FUNNY DRAWING GUY?!

OH SHIT THAS ME

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I’M DA GREAT KING DEDEDE! THE FINEST KING IN DREAMLAND!

WHY AM I GETTING HARASSED?!

DID NOBODY MISS ME???

I FORGOT TO GET MORE CHIPS WHATD I MISS??

“YOU’RE GONNA PAY FO THIS!”

*KABOOM!*

"𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚!"

| #KIRBYRP | #NINTENDORP | #SMASHBROSRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP | #SFW | #NSFW |

“…go ahead an try it and see what happens…”

Kirbeh… do me a favah and grab me a nice cool glass of watar

They aren’t? Huh. Good thing I kept a spare bag in ma pocket! Let’s see how HOT these babies are!

(Not even 2 bites in…)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! MA MOUTH IS ON FIRE!

I’m surprised you’re not even complaining on hot they are!

I HOPE YOU DIDNT EAT JALAPEÑO PEPPER ONES! THOSE ARE TOO SPICY!

WHERE’S MY CHIPS AT???

"𝘐'𝘮 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯' 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬, 𝘐 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳!"

| #SonicRP | #MVRP | #SFW | #RPSKY | #BSKYRP |

(𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘚𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯/𝘈𝘜 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳.)

The folks at HAL should me anudda game called “King Dedede is epic and cool”. It’ll win game of da year! Kirbeh can be a supporting character, I guess.

ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ⠀⠀⠀✎𓂃𝙒𝙀𝙇𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙀。°˖⌕

˚₊‧꒰ა ❴ threads below ❵ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

HEAR ME OUT. NOBODY CLOBBAHS DAT THERE KIRBEH EXCEPT IF I TELL 'EM TOO! UNDERSTOOD?!

Hey… didn’t this guy kidnap me?

CappyKid📝

10 likes, and I’ll make Sketch go psycho for a bit.

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(Don't judge me for using light mode. Dark mode makes it hard for me to see the screen. ;;3;;

Little does kirbeh know, my supa secret emergency chocolate bar is actually CARDBOARD! HEHEHEHEHEH

MARK MY WORDS, KIRBEH! I WILL CLOBBAH YA! WHEN YA LEAST EXPECT IT, THAT IS!