Haaaave you heard about Screamer? Not one to one, but seems to be about as close as we're going to get right now.

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That Lenny!

Ender's Game
- Two-child policy and potential impacts
- Othering (Third as a slur)
- Internet impersonation and outsized impact that you can have
- Discussions on genocide

I read it as a 12 year old boy and it hit juuuuuuust right. So I'm very biased.

The decline of right wing cultural production is just due to the fact that they don’t like culture, they like the signifiers of culture, ie “classic sculpture means white people are better.” They don’t like art at all except for this purpose. They don’t even like the nerd stuff they whine about

It's okay to be short!

The president of the United States AND an elite special forces operator.

They're both microwaved dog shit. This is on brand.

They've been on a fucking decade-long crusade about a Starbucks cup. We let them get away with pretending they weren't the real snowflakes for WAY. TOO. LONG.

I'm glad I'm not hooked on that, but imagine being a big-time loser and then the feds roll up and say you lose so bad we need a piece of whatever you gotect?!

YOU GOTTA WHAT

Who. Asked. For. This?!

... TI? You mean Clifford?!

Why you look 50 and you're 24 (Full Scene HD) YouTube video by dylan

This video and the "why do you like 50 and you're 24" video take me out like I've never seen them before every time.

Link, for the folks who maybe haven't seen this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph8Z...

The vibes must have been ELITE

Go on that second date!

Well damn, you learn something new every day

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Cook? But...

Husky? They talmbout ALASKAN Huskies not being built for... cold?

People really just get out here and do whatever the fuck. What a life.

Whatever they use to give it the cinnamon flavor should be illegal. I can't STAND that shit anymore.

I drank a can of Steel Reserve once and didn't even get a buzz. I just immediately got a hangover. Headache, nauseous, couldn't even go out with the fellas.

I'll drink damn near anything this side of Everclear over Steel Reserve.

I need SUBS IN THE TRUNK for this

The horns in Luchini can fix you if you just play them loud enough.

I know it.

I laughed, I cried, I argued vehemently (in my head). I was captivated.

10/10, would read your next unhinged diatribe.

You almost certainly don't know where this is going.

What --

and I cannot emphasize this enough --

the FUCK

Before reading it, I thought somebody yelled f*gg*t at ICE. And I'm like "yeah don't do that, but this is a lot of clutched pearls when we're talking about tear gassing babies and executing mothers, no?"

Then I saw that he meant fuck. BOI IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK ON

Yup. It's the thing everybody learned from Uber and all those tech start-ups. Get into the market, use unsustainable pricing while burning through investor money. Once you're big enough, get that pricing up.

Guess that doesn't work for salad?

The most hardcore nerds are the most impacted, and they're used to ignoring us.

But also, for a casual user... won't be a difference. "I don't have to pay all this money for a computer? Just $20 a month and I can play anything (many restrictions may apply)? Sign me up!"

Life as a service is here.

I don't even understand how!

Speak truth to power!

AMVs are back!!!