Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b.1975)
"Satan Taking a Break from Hate Crimes," 2022
Oil on dibond

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover

When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.

Fozzie Bear in the Cocaine Bear movie poster.

movie posters but with muppets: thread

Tills du hittar dimension 20-casten? (Obs, älskar båda)

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Ah yes, the new year in the Chinese zodiac.

Minst en spelare i varje lag måste vara en hund. Laget får Poäng om hunden lyckas springa bort med bollen från plan.

Some Swedish hockey players demonstrate various winter Olympic sports. 😁

(sound on)

#Olympics

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

Wow. What a question. I guess if I HAD to describe my perfect woman it would be body heat and dense skin.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

Happy 13th birthday to the most essential artwork of the current era, @kcg.bsky.social ‘s “This is fine,” to all those who celebrate.

Var på väg till stallet så hade som tur var stövlar med stålhätta. Klarade mig med två stukade fötter. Snart 30 år sen men min bror som blev vittne till akrobatiken tycker fortfarande att det är det roligaste han sett 😁

Jag har kört över båda fötterna med moped (som jag körde själv alltså) 🤷‍♀️

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Hi Ireland!
Your wintry reminder that the tires for vehicles sold there are not suitable for driving in freezing conditions - they contain a lot of plastic, which hardens as it gets colder, reducing grip.
If you don't have this symbol on your tires, avoid driving during periods of snow and ice.

Grosdoriane tweets: 'This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh' 4:51 AM · May 25, 2019

2/ ~old jk is best jk~

This is both funny and surprisingly moving

My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.

Skärdump från Youtube på en video med titeln "How to wear a scarf as a man" med en bild på två sätt att ha på sig en halsduk, en så kallat manligt sätt och ett så kallat omanligt sätt.

Are the straights ok? 😬

between trump and ronaldo, its been a rough week for sex offenders

3!

Omg. Ok folks. You need to do this—big feeds, please amplify ( @kevinmkruse.bsky.social maybe you can too)

På tandläkarmottagning. Känns sådär mysigt