Tell me, smart guy, what did Washington know about freedom?

Tell me, smart guy, what did Washington know about freedom?

Trick them into the drink package and they’ll drink themselves silly.

Well, good for you, Mr. Gourmand. But when the wife is away the correct dinner is a canned bowl of soup heated in the microwave with a glass of scotch followed by a bowl of ice cream.

Concede that Trump was elected in 2020 and then remove him from office because his election in 2024 would be his 3rd and, therefore, constitutionally void.

I’m betting that after Trump reads the passage he’ll riff on it in a totally bonkers way.

Doesn't seem crazy. Makes perfect sense.

So he's saying maybe it's not just calling balls and strikes?

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Good message. Republicans should ride that message into the midterms.

Vance and his boss are what results when you suck every human virtue from a man.

Vance and his boss, Trump, are what you get when you take a human a suck out every human virtue.

WT absolute F?!

NY Times: “The US Bishops’ Conference backs the Pope, but Rob Schneider backs JD Vance. The truth is somewhere in the middle.”

The NY Times: “The U.S. Bishops’ Committee on Doctrine back the Pope but Rob Schneider backs JD Vance. The truth is somewhere in the middle.”

If you’re out in public and an adult, dress like one.

Imagine pigs could fly. The FAA should be looking into that.

But you’ll need to know at least two of temperature, racial enthalpy, and racial energy to come to any conclusion.

America first, or some such shit, right?

The mind of a child: “They do it too!”

Two weeks is plenty of time to impeach him

I predict he’ll back off, claiming someone asked for mercy and he granted it, thereby taking credit for not committing war crimes.

That’s a tall order for this crop of House Republicans

Trump’s is another of these MAGA posts that feels like they are seeing just how far they can push the absurdity of their posts before their followers wake up.

Love the exclamation point in the highlighted sentence about no taxpayer dollars being used. That definitely makes the brief more persuasive.🤣

Or a downed pilot who’s superiors have directed their forces to take no quarter.

On the bright side, perhaps this internecine Christian battle will distract them from their antisemitism.

So he’s going to take the Epstein files with him when he leaves

Astonishing that as an “originalist” Sauer would have made that statement.

You didn’t expect this sub-literate would have, ya know, an actual library, did you?