To anyone in Chicago upset about the Bears losing my dad just texted “sorry”

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

I have other nuanced opinions but man gotta love his hater frown for people taking meaning and joy from their work

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

Trains, tides, and carbonara wait for no man

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

A rats to riches story: Larry the Downing Street cat finds place in TV spotlight Popularity of Britain’s top mouser – ‘the guy to meet in No 10’ – to feature in documentary series

Congratulations to Larry the Downing Street cat.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

lol. Now I feel like a potatoe

Little Dan Quail mouse out the top

Last day

A big L for motherfuckers tonight.

You got Chicagoans rooting for you

North by Northwest

You’ll just have to trust me that this is a ba barleywine ad

Gotta save my plants!

Brussels is too rainy. I’m going home

Backstage somewhere in Brussels and what I want to talk about is how much everyone loves Iggy

I’m relatively creative with them and have some for him

The wifi for the Troll bar is not Tropp. I tried.

Can also juss stay w me

Btw the wifi password for the Trappist bar is Trappist. Two “p”s

Could have stolen all those Napoleon jewels tho

MAma’s boy

Updates from Leuven where the police are not trying to aid in a burgeoning dictatorship

“The Police have been mobilized in the neighborhood. They're catching a stray rooster. There are three officers cornering it with a doggy carrier in the alley.”

Ran into @stanhieronymus.bsky.social in Ghent this afternoon

Sad to see them more and more scribbled off

Chatting with the bartender

“We make only special beers here. Like brown sugar brown beer for Christmas. But not much. Last year we only made 4000L of it”

“4000L? On this brewhouse? Thats…a lot”

“Maybe if you’re a homebrewer”

😢

ThankYouMayWeHaveAnother!

Walls Made of Ancient Human Leg Bones Found Beneath Belgian Church The macabre creations are likely the product of an overcrowded cemetery cleared out hundreds of years ago

www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/w...