very funny that the zombie Post is going all in on All Hail Glorious Leader as his approval ratings crater into the low 30s and his party faces annihilation in the fall

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Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law, is shaping US foreign policy while simultaneously soliciting billions from the same foreign governments he’s negotiating with.

It’s open, naked, brazen corruption.

Kushner will come under oath and testify & accountability will not stop there.

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

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I'm LMAO at Donald Trump sniveling bitching abt Dems outsmarting his stupid fat ass in the redistricting battle for America.Nobody who knows anything thinks Donald Trump didn't shoot himself in the dick&made a huge fkn mistake trying to pull a mid decade scam&got crushed bc he's fucking evil& greedy

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Thing I didn’t have on my bingo card: Dems in light blue Virginia (Harris won by 6 pts) go full throttle on a maximal 10-1 partisan gerrymander while Dems in dark blue Maryland (Harris won by 28 pts) hold firm against drawing lone Republican Rep. Andy Harris out of a seat.

we all know I have no life, so:

I think a lot of 21st century business is going to involve people discovering that IP and branding just aren’t worth what they used to be after a couple decades of PE strip mining the goodwill from things like Newsweek and Pixar

REDISTRICT EVERYTHING

ESCALATE TO DE-ESCALATE

GERRYMANDER EVERY SINGLE STATE IMMEDIATELY

CREATE A DELICATE BALANCE OF TERROR NOW

RESTORE DETTERENCE

My redistricting take is that we have an incredibly narrow path back towards something like a constitutional republic, and it runs through Dems fighting pretty dirty in the short term.

I think war is a pretty good metaphor. All options are bad, we can't win and keep our hands completely clean.

So let me get this fucking straight…
MAGA wants Trump reading the Bible in the Oval Office and the Ten Commandments in public schools, but the Pope should stay out of politics? Be fucking serious

most gerrymanders are republican legislators saying fuck the voters

these ones are the voters saying fuck republican legislators

So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out

U.S. Considers Financial Support for Oil-Rich U.A.E.

I swear to god if we do anything even resembling a bailout for the UAE, one of the richest countries on earth and a major corrupt crypto donor to Donald Trump and the key backer of Sudan genocide

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/b...

(2029)
GOP: noooo you can't send the DOJ and IRS after our groups THAT'S CHEATING 😭

Dems: Ha-ha! indictments machine goes brrrrrrr

Trump appointees repeatedly show themselves as malignant, incompetent and corrupt.

That is by design.

They further the aims of a mafia state.

They all have to go.

HAHA he’s the judge who asked the Mueller team if they had investigated Mike Flynn for treason and called Flynn a traitor hahahahaha

I can’t see this war ending as long as Trump is president.

"We have become a morally insane, civically disordered, and self-regardingly decadent country." www.liberalcurrents.com/the-moral-ar...

What a f*cking waste of lives and money. 😠

“Huge strategic defeat for the US, biggest loss since Vietnam.”

May I suggest that Congress takes the two weeks TO GET THE FUCKER OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE

Jeffries calls for Mike Johnson to immediately reconvene the House to take up a war powers resolution

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

Wishful thinking...

The Republicans in his cabinet refuse to invoke the 25th Amendment…

The Republicans in Congress refuse to impeach the motherfucker…

And lastly, the Republicans on the SCOTUS have granted him “absolute immunity”…

This nightmare continues for one reason, and one reason only…

REPUBLICANS! 😎✨

Donald Trump and JD Vance should not be tampering with Hungary’s elections.

The Putin-Trump-Netanyahu Axis should leave Hungarian democracy alone.

The world’s greatest warmongers should leave peaceful people alone.

Average U.S. gas prices per gallon on April 7, per AAA:

• Regular: $4.14 (⬆️ $1.16 since war in Iran began on Feb. 28)

• Premium: $5.02 (⬆️ $1.16 since war began)

• Diesel: $5.65 (⬆️ $1.89 since war began)

genocide noun geno·​cide ˈje-nə-ˌsīd Synonyms of genocide : the deliberate and systematic destruction of a racial, political, or cultural group

Trump’s threat that “a whole civilization will die tonight” fits the dictionary definition of genocide.