I laughed like a complete lunatic ...

He realizes that Infowars is not an "identity" in the identity theft sense, right? It's not like Karl Infowars got his Social Security number stolen in a data breach.

It'll just be Kushner and Witkoff arguing with each other, and somehow they'll both lose.

I mean, it might've been terrible, but it would've been interesting-terrible.

Doctor Doom Doctor Doom is a cancelled Marvel film. Hawley said he planned a more purist take on the film focused on the character, describing the film as a "kind of Cold War, geopolitical movie” that would have ...

Ok, I've just learned about this cancelled version of Dr. Doom potentially starring Mads Mikkelsen, and now I'm annoyed:
cancelled-movies.fandom.com/wiki/Doctor_...

I assume "Golden Age" is the brand of Trump's bronzer.

The fact that they pulled off whole Marvel, Phase 1-3 plan and execution was impressive, IMO, but when you run it out to like Phase 19Q, you're looking for trouble.

As always, I blame Zack Snyder.

I don't understand why they can't fix the movie they're currently making instead of ret-conning the old movie because the new movie makes no sense. Like, I don't know, if the new movie makes no sense, maybe do better.

You know it's gonna be like a 5-second end credits scene where Dr. Doom buy a falafel outside Avengers Tower.

I'm not a movie director, but if you have to Snyder-ize the last film just to make the new film make sense, maybe edit the new film?

I know our phones have basically replaced it, but I'd really like to see what one would look like with a 2026 processor, storage, and screen.

It's starting to alarm me how easily I can picture the Strait of Hormuz now, relative to other bodies of water.

I think it was a Thursday.

Pete Hegseth just shouting "Cowards!" at sailors jumping off the decks of their burning ships from a floating Hooters.

Back in my day, a "polymarket" was a store where you could shop for additional lovers.

This combines multiple of my interests.

I'm old enough to remember when a "ceasefire" meant that the firing ceased.

Anyone who thinks this is a good idea needs to watch me operate my son's remote control truck in the basement, even after 20+ hours of practice with full line of sight.

Try to get a run in next time.

What I love the glimmer of hope Conan somehow always has, no matter how faint.

In this age of instant gratification, I deeply respect the effort of the long-troll.

"Operation Economic Furries"

😂😭💀

As for the worst film -- "Amsterdamned", which a friend from The Netherlands forced me to watch.

a girl holding an umbrella stands next to a totoro holding an umbrella in the rain ALT: a girl holding an umbrella stands next to a totoro holding an umbrella in the rain

Just kidding -- I'd probably pick this one, although I didn't see it until years later ...

No contest (this is a Paul Rudd sub-skeet) ...

(this is not an anti-psychedlic rant, so much as an anti-hypocrisy rant)

It's kind of funny that Trump's Evangelical Christian cabinet stood behind him in triumph while he signed an Executive Order to buy more 'shrooms.

"I'm a centrist!" (stands in the center of all of Trump's other minions)