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Cigarettes & Pepto Bismol: Liam Gallagher performs the Pepto Bismol advert (2025) YouTube video by MrJoeGooch

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About 25 years ago, was using the Men's room in Menorca Airport, and had a brief, polite conversation with Martin Peters.

Truly shocking that Rachel Reeves had the audacity to call herself the U14 girls chess champions when she won the U14 girls chess championship but some bloke thought she was talking about something else.

All the damage this unctuous tit has done to this country...yeah let's laugh along

Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day and he thinks Farage is the right man to sort Britain out. He says he reminds him of one of the commanders he fought alongside with distinction. In the next few weeks he's going to auction off his medals and donate all the money to Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

Absolute perfection. #Reform

Rather punch myself in the nuts, than listen to that unctuous arse anymore

getting a lot of haters talking shit about my set at the epstein island comedy festival, as if those young women don’t deserve to see me do stand up

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

"I 'ate that immigrant duck!"

This is a great joke, and no doubt funnier than anything that will be allowed on the stage in Riyadh. The only way these comics can redeem themselves is to say something that actually gets them in serious trouble with the authorities. And they’ve literally promised not to.

And of course Altered Images got their name from the back of the sleeve

Private Eye - the BBC and Tory piss-weasel Chris Mason 🤣

What a ridiculous idiotic appointment, always going to end like this

Brilliant

Customer feedback this week;

‘Please can you get some more diversity at the National Trust by encouraging more hot men to visit.’

Ideas for how we do this v welcome. Nothing too racy please - we are the National Trust not the National Tryst.

The most powerful message I’ve seen

Got that and few other flip tops from that time

psst don't tell anyone..I might or might not have helped with this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=MavT...

Beavis and Butthead mode...hehe he said beat off several thousand hur hur...BOING!!!....er shut up Beavis...

Unchanged Images

2nd consecutive single about Joan of Arc

TBF I really thought it was Morcambe and Wise

2 bollocks decisions on the bounce

As a retired person...can I say....no......😁

What kind of age check is this? It shouted "Papa!" and I shouted "Nicole!" and it said I was old enough

My age verification asked whether I have ever put my birthday cards on top of the TV

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

Yeah was like this at the start, if was going out had to start putting them in about an hour beforehand, as would take so long. Pretty soon could put them in and out without even looking in the mirror