I will gently attempt to get him into a cutoff tee and pair of Daisy Dukes.

Ryan Gosling, atop a pink starry background, confesses that he looked into Edgar Allan Poe's gentle eyes and fell madly in love.

Dorothy Zbornak says, "Hey, if someone was like, "Let's go truck stop cruising," would you want to get in on it?"

Sophia Petrilla, myself, Ryan Gosling, Dorothy Zbornak, Helena Bonham-Carter, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Edgar Allan Poe, and Morgan Freeman stand in a line, arms crossed, regarding a cheerful future.

Morgan Freeman, Ryan Gosling, and Noah Wylie on vacation in Kyoto.

In #TomodachiLife news, to my mystification, no less than five residents have fallen head over heels with Edgar Allan Poe, who's oblivious to their infatuations. Noah Wylie bums out anyone who hangs around with him, and Ryan Gosling has taken to running around town in a disco jumpsuit.

Voting for making this your full-time job. 🥵

A kaleidoscopic image for the promotional poster of Pizza Movie (2026), featuring the uh-oh faces of its cast.

Pizza Movie (2026) is a college comedy starring that one kid from that Netflix show and that other kid from that sitcom which ran 9 seasons longer than it should've. It filches a drug trip structure from 2012's 21 Jump Street, and yet turns out amiable enough, though it's no Gen Z Harold & Kumar.

I need to watch this.

They cut records and had some success, but the company got brought down in the payola scandal and the band broke up. 🫤

Today I discovered that my ancient little Italian barber, who always cuts my hair and tonics it and sends me out looking like a big mook here to collect the goods for the Boss, see?, used to be lead singer in an early ‘60s mixed race doowop boy band, and I think that’s the cutest thing ever.

Edgar Allen Poe, in the new Tomodachi Life game, says, "Well, in that case I'll pencil you in for some butt stuff RIGHT NOW!"

Your author's avatar stands next to Edgar Allen Poe in the latest Tomodachi Life game and exclaims, "Can you believe that Eddie and I have bonded over butt stuff?"

The author's avatar stands next to Sophia Petrillo in the latest Tomodachi Life game and exclaims, "Sophia and I both can't stop thinking about Shady Pines. Naturally, this has made us friends!"

The initial inhabitants of Gandymede Island in the new Tomodachi Life: your author, Sophia Petrillo, Elphaba, Dorothy Zbornak, and Edgar Allen Poe.

Edgar Allen Poe, Sophia Petrillo and her daughter Dorothy Zbornak, Elphaba, and I have been getting acquainted all afternoon in the new Tomodachi Life sequel.

I'm trying not to think about the fact there's no Orchestra Hall for us to perform in.

I feel your life will not be complete until you at least feel some of the heat emanating from the white-hot detonation of high camp that is 1984's Supergirl, in which Dunaway's blood-red talons dig into young Hart's hapless carcass.

a man and woman are looking at each other ALT: a man and woman are looking at each other

Lo, from those loins sprung Hart.

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ARREST THE NUN!

MTV TRUE LIFE: I saw a crazy, reckless driver whose crazy, reckless driving made me shout, "Oooo, why don't crazy, reckless drivers ever get pulled over for their crazy recklessness?!" actually get pulled over and shouted at by cops for being crazy and reckless.

(After 9 miles of it, but still.)

Yes sir!

I'd say this was exactly the moment.

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Honestly, I cannot refute this kid’s impeccable logic.

Kid at DQ: If you could be ANY animal, which one would you BE!

Me: Um. A squid, so I could shoot ink at strangers who get too close.

Him: ME, I’d be a GIRAFFE, so I could be 6’3”.

Me: I’m 6’3”. Giraffes are much—

Him: EXACTLY. I’d be TALL, I’d have a solid KICK, and I’d be set for LIFE.

You know I love an ungodly fiasco but even I'm reading the description and saying, "wut."

An adorable cartoon commemorating the 25th anniversary of the Animal Crossing series, featuring cartoon versions of the game's characters around a giant leaf with a bite taken out of it, which is the game's logo.

Happy 25th anniversary to Animal Crossing, whose original release was my first day-one videogame purchase.

(Which wasn't easy back in 2002 when the NA version was released, because retailers weren't expecting anyone to buy it.)

Did yours open and did you visit? I heard we were getting one, too

I'm so sorry!

Austin in a recliner making eye contact with the camera, wearing a black shirt and shorts, his shorts pulled to the side to show access to his big cock that he is holding

Sometimes you just need to absent-mindedly need to strike your greedy cock watching movies.
Though, I admit that it would be more fun with an eager hole in bed of stretching out.

#mcm #beard #beefy #bigdick #hung #edging #masturbation #dilf #dadbod

He's pretty much seated every time he's on screen. His character is very sweet and not at all murdery.

Yep!

It won't come as a big surprise, but she's good in this!

I still think about my playthrough of that game.

Both shows share The Drowsy Chaperone/The Prom's Bob Martin as a writer, so there's affectionate scenery chewing and heart in equal measure.

(Too bad it's stuck on a streaming service I'm convinced is entirely imaginary.)

A publicity photo for American Classic on MGM+ or some such imaginary streaming service, featuring Kevin Kline surrounded by Laura Linney, Len Cariou, Nell Verlaque, and Jon Tenney.

I'm sad no one is talking about the gently comic series American Classic (2026), about a family of thespians with a struggling theater, despite a charming cast that includes Kevin Kline and Laura Linney. For the dozen of us who loved 2003's Slings and Arrows, it's a show that resonates.

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