just biked past a WAYMO on Riverside Drive get that shit OUTTA HERE

hmmmmm or should i instead bring 1 fewer pair of pants which takes up the same amount of space as 10 pairs of underwear.

lea michele's sardi's portrait appears to be of another actor whose name i can only assume is "can'treada menzel"

TWOAPW #236: AMERICAN PSYCHO

The lads are back from returning some videotapes, and @jpbrammer.bsky.social has dropped by to cardmog them.

guy

i adore my barbers but they keep effectively random hours and sometimes there are just DIFFERENT barbers in the shop (none of whom i ever see twice) who consistently fuck my shit up. it's basically a coin flip. my hair is so long dude PLEASE let me flip heads tomorrow

i also think they may have stopped teaching the difference between fiction and reality in schools

the only tv shows being made Old Style for decades were shit for nincompoops like Big Bang Theory and Cop Slop. they make ONE good show Old Style (The Pitt) and all the not-quite-nincompoop tv viewers whose brains were rotted by post-prestige tv are having a collective meltdown

The Yoshi sound effect at the top of the Chapo Trap House theme song is actually Childish Gambino doing a cameo

whit is developing this machine to use on the 9/11 hijackers

Something I’m looking forward to in the middle future is the video of them patching the holes in the marble on the Kennedy Center facade when they take Trump’s name off. I hope they do one of those documentarian edits where they show the whole process step by step

Lol yes

Our omakase guy took a 5 minute break at the halfway point of the meal and watched some DBZ on tiktok

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

or maybe he was a trans man? I don’t think they support transitioning in that community but maybe his level of swag convinced them

I was citibiking through williamsburg the other night and saw a young hasidic woman who was probably ~20 walking with a small group of men, and she was wearing the same suit-and-furry-hat combo they were. it was a hell yeah brother moment, she had that shit ON

Source tells me ray gun is stable. Please god

Watching @alisonalison.bsky.social play Pokopia and we realized you can make it a Metal Gear Solid simulator (sound on)

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a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on

Randomly pulled a muscle in my back just walking around

Just used the word “neverclothed” when I meant to say “nudist”

HELL YEAH BROTHER

lol i have met that third guy in real life

whoever invented this "feature" needs to pay for what they did

have watched @alisonalison.bsky.social play pokopia for a few hours and I’m wondering if @hanannie.bsky.social has already started on the video titled “I destroyed all of pokopia”

this is probably my most philistinic take and i know the actual answer is "read a book about this"

similar case for posters who complain about color in contemporary films, except they mostly annoy me. they post old film stills against new ones, screaming about what we've lost, and i'm just looking at them like "yes. those are indeed 2 different movies i'm lookin at here"

i really love and respect all the color correction perverts and the posts they make comparing colors they've corrected in film and photos. i will also openly admit i almost never see "improvement" in what they corrected, simply an image that now looks different

trump firing kristi noem is simultaneously him giving a mouse a cookie, and the democrats becoming the dog that caught the car