Amen! This position requires a bachelors in sluttery, minimum

Decided to come back with some more high effort stuff. Let ’em know what’s good!

It’s all about the tease 😮‍💨

a man wearing a green mask and a red jacket ALT: a man wearing a green mask and a red jacket

Wanna see who you become?

I don’t even care for socks… but the ribbed fabric is 👌👌👌

Thank you! Saw this hat on Etsy and thought, I can probably do something like that…

All it takes is some fabric, thread, plastic wrap and tape

I’ve been sewing

It’s all about the tease 😮‍💨

Decided to come back with some more high effort stuff. Let ’em know what’s good!

Rude :(

Far too little

Been throbbing 24/7 since that Flyana Boss edit way back when, brother

Let’s bro out

Fuck 😮‍💨

In the most low effort way possible I’m trying to do numbers (this is both about popularity and basic maths)

I know these are making you salivate

Was not wrong now was I 😛

Need to make a sewing pattern for my head! Plastic wrap and tape to get the shape, then just gotta cut it up!

Happy Easter everybody 🐣

Come and get it big guy

Telling myself you took this for me and only me

Checking in again. On quite the body journey this year. Been getting results much faster now that I’ve got a balance I’m happy with.

It’s crazy what a butt-load of protein can do to you… wanna try?

Art indeed

Yes I’m shilling for my IKEA overlords

Just letting all you nerds know that IKEA is selling Mimics as part of their new collection Grejsimojs (Thingamajig/Doodad).

I get why 🤤

I know that's right

I know these are making you salivate

You haven’t even seen the 8th grade photo I found of myself at grandma’s. THAT one was tragic

1997 cutie pie