“Add a reporter to the Secret War Plans group chat”

Pink is Imagine Dragons for girls

Elon Musk’s full name is Elongated Muskrat

This is very upsetting

Me talking to either my 16 year old nephew or my 75 year old mom on the phone:

Say less

Dan Duvall: Cheat Day (Full Comedy Special) YouTube video by Dan Duvall

my bud @danduvallcomedy.bsky.social has a new standup special!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hFd...

My dude!!

Severance but for the entire next 4 years

Walked thru some guy’s cloud of crack smoke today and my non recovering addict gf was like whoa what kind of vape is that??

That, my friend, is the forbidden vape

Just started calling tea “night soup”