I don't want to give spoilers, but they made up for it shortly after

There was a brief moment in Station 11 I thought I was going to quit watching because some guy said "Maci-knack Island"

I'm not sure if I should be ashamed, but I still use git like it's 2013.

And I thought this was a preview for Emma Stone's next film

Old and busted: a million chrome tabs
New hotness: a million terminal tabs

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says `` me '' . Alt: Kevin from The Office saying "Me think why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?"

Hear me out

A disturbed looking Barbie doll

I like to call it stat chat

What happens if I have 5 of these

Now I am dreaming of a bodega

Gonna hardcode my website title to null so people think I messed something up

It's like 1984 but dumber

What if I told you that the root of all corporate culture is Nickelback

Is this why they took copilot out of notepad

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Happy birthday!

I'm right here, Dave

Wah

The golden handcuffs

YouTube started showing me ads for a halal investment app

Only Jerrified users have that power

It's the only way to go

Lucky!

YOUR SHIRT MAKES ME HAPPY

Getting a new Firefly almost makes me optimistic for Half Life 3 🥲

shiny!

Guess this means I need a matteo alias for claude now

I feel like things didn't really start cooking for me until war of the best

So if I am having like 1000 does that basically make me immune