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What’s the purpose of locking merchandise up if you not going to have someone to unlock it when customers need to purchase it

If they keep fucking over working class and automating everything who gonna be able to afford the products and services they selling

Wait so there a virus, norovirus and bird flu both going around right now? Let me stay my ass in the house and eat grass or something

Dec 2024 has shown its ass. Lost like $5k, grandpa keeps falling, grandma got lung cancer, both got Covid, loss close class mate then missed her funeral, then last night fire at nephew crib 2 youngest died. I woke up with food poisoning or something. Dont feel like Christmas

look at them bitches sit there all pretty and delicious

Let’s see if these turn out as good as the ones from thanksgiving #bakingwithwav

All yeah that asked Santa for a good, strong, think, blk man who can cook, clean, fix anything, with good dick, nasty in the bedroom, and will be your best eater could you please send a cancellation letter cause I’m tired of fighting off these little ass elves

Tomorrow not promised go ahead and slow drag it across his face tonight or eat her from the back

Just keep swimming

Did you know your worth was $1.09

Why my list all my son songs

My names is Smithers O’Neil and I like

Imagine fucking with me and is only peace of mind, laughs, and you bustin 3-4 nuts a day

7 more working days for the year

How you was in a jacuzzi now yall fucking and it’s still dry as fuck

Haha no edit button haha

Yall signing in the movie theater is one reason I will not be supporting wicked in theaters I didn’t come to hear yall mf I came to watch a movie

I did my ex garage floor in epoxy, finished the unfinished garage, painted room her other ex fucked up, tiled master bedroom, made an accent wall in dinning room, replaced light fixtures. I def added value to her crib haha

First batch of sweet potato cheesecake

I would like to dip you in cheese whiz and spread you over a cracker if I’m not being to forward

Fellas these women want you to send them nut videos moaning their name so they know you only sent it to them while the recycle their nudes and vids from 3 dudes ago

How my birthday week should be but alas

Jolene was a menace in the streets has dolly and them shuck

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Why I purchased a mattress topper for my spare bedroom and it scanned as a zipper for $1.50 I was walking out then checked my receipt like wait I just spent $40 and I know one item was $58 who taping barcodes on shit in Walmart then I go pay real price and dude at door barely checked my receipt

These kids will never know the feeling of being in a party and what u gon do by lil John and scrappy come on and you see someone you got beef with and you with your fam

I don’t know who need to hear this but get them shorts out your ass they pose to sit regular

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When I barely make it through the a yellow light turning red and someone way behind me goes through the light that’s been red

Something wrong in my brain cause every time I see brinks truck I be thinking that bitch need to to flip or door need to fly open