And these podiums made from the thinnest of woods...
"I'm a lectern!" as if podiums garner less respect...

You had to know there was at least one out there. Next time, remember there are sensitive podiums on this platform...

So disappointed that my DNA is on record out there finally, and I still haven't been "King Ralphed."

#Ancestry

Somebody needs to show Trump & Co. "Godfather III" as a lesson on how a crime organization is SUPPOSED to deal with the Vatican.

Since Trump attempted to tear the Pope a new Pope-hole, maybe some of those MAGAs still in support, identifying as "Christian" on Twitter, could put an asterisk next to their Jesus cross emojis.

Watched the SNL cast doing weightless improv as Artemis II astronauts.

Gotta say. It was some fine space work. 😉

I'm sure the horse thought it was a noble death. Performing for humans.

(I can't find the eye roll emoji)

Wait... Hungary has their Election Day on a weekend?

They have, like, the best dictator.

Our dictator sucks.

Don’t stop talking about the Epstein Files!

That's when I stopped watching.
Joe said he did it to "Hey the measure of the man."

Like he didn't already know. You could read Trump from miles away.

I may not be mentally prepared for Stephen's CBS departure but I am now sartorially prepared.

(Profits going to World Central Kitchen was an added bonus for this purchase.)

@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social stop playing so much Trump footage. If you tell us what he said instead, do you think we won't believe you?

Some of us are trying to eat breakfast here.

I stopped watching MJ in the mornings on the same day for the same reasons as you.
Today, I figured with all the Iran hullabaloo, I'd just check in since I was awake. And I was reminded of all the other reasons I stopped watching.
Joe's interrupting everyone certainly stands out more.

Hey @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social If you play anymore Trump footage, you're going to have to start paying him a co-host fee. First
10 min of Morning Joe was 5min of Trump blathering.

People change the channel.

A new study reports that most long-term coma victims waking up in this era are looking for ways back into their coma.

More at 11.

I did not know about this kind of insidious pricing. Thank you for highlighting it!

Trump gathers troops in their masses
To protect the oligarchs' fat asses

I'm wondering what unpaid TSA agent is going to want to go into work on Monday if they think they'll be working next to ICE?

Might as well call America "Origami" because we seem to be a paper tiger.

(Awful joke. Mao bad, yo)

Are those cookie bongs?

You think the mucus creature and the toe fungus goblin ever got together for a beer... or sex?
You can ask my opinion, or you can ask me for the link to some very specific erotic fan fiction.
The working title is "Digger -n- Mukie: Secret of the Ooze."
(I may have borrowed that title a bit...)

Hegseth condemns press for “fake” coverage of Iran war The defense secretary is displeased with the optics of President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, which has killed at least 13 U.S. service members.

Straight from the booze
to the
Strait of Hormuz
Hegseth
Wants the death
Of authentic news!

(beatbox riff)

Hegseth spent $6.9 million on lobster tail, and I'm wondering how much of our tax dollars went to "market price."

If you're thinking, "How can Trump be both Putin AND Bibi's puppet?"
Just remember... Jabba the Hutt had several puppeteers working him.

I don't think Markwayne Mullin is going to be able to fit into Kristi Noem's costumes...

Is Markwayne Mullin now going to be in charge of boning Corey Lewandowski on the DHS Bang Plane?

If this district map were a jacket, I would have worn it in the 90s.

If this district map were a jacket, I would have worn it in the 90s.