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Posts by NES - Explain yourself, NES.

Ok, bumpkin counties are all at 90%, time for the cites to start wrapping up the counting and killing that tiny lead the NOs have.

closer than I thought, but I'm pretty sure the YESs have it.

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I voted YES today, because:

1. That orange sack of shit and his entire sitcom cast of sacks of shit cabinet deserve to feel as politically impotent as we can make him.
2. The asshole retired folks on Nextdoor are super cocky about this ballot like they're morally right. Pam, no one is right.

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FBI chief Patel says 2020 election fraud arrests 'coming soon' President Donald Trump for years has repeated debunked claims that the 2020 election he lost was 'rigged.' Patel says FBI has 'information' backing Trump.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p... LOL. This idiot is in the hot seat so bad right now and he's letting everyone know.

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Not knowing anything about either game, I can tell that Monster Hunters evolve just like Pokemons.

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Oh but it worked for Obama. That one time, almost 20 years ago. And nothing has changed since then.

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nice.

This, but with the brick wall background for open mic night.

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I declare victory on this coffee mug I glued back together after intentionally tossed it on the ground. I'm certain i'll be drinking out of it better than before!

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That brief half a day where you make an IRA deposit and see the money in both accounts. like, maybe the software will glitch and it's just a free IRA deposit.

But it never ever happens.

yet, somehow changing an amazon order causes your computer to stop working on the right side for 20 minutes.

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Anyone ever have a bowel movement so thorough it improves the the feeling of swallowing?

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I suppose I should make that eye appointment. Fuzzy text is weird in an age where I still remember crisp text.

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Baby Jessica is probably MAGA. The well was fascism all along.

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Nope. Just a no fly zone for some over privileged jackass who's inconveniencing 10 radial miles of ground traffic to blather and photo op.

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gross, i'm in the danger zone. at least im partially sheltered by a hill between me and the city limits. i'm uncomfortable with this while the stupid government has basically started a war.

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Trump to visit Charlottesville on Friday - Cville Right Now For the first time in over a decade, the President is visiting Charlottesville.

The snuff video posting baby hands pedosident is going to be expelling himself on weird ass shoe lifts IN MY AIR!

Here's hoping those fucking clueless dipshit DOGE vape muppets cut the right number of FAA jobs here and nature will take it's course. cvillerightnow.com/news/208802-...

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The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy

The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy

Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.

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Well. That should stop it.

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Man. Looking up things that havent been created or happened yet on the internet is a pain in the ass.

The pa... resent sucks!

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The conversation started with:

"You make me wanna jump out of a plane!"

This is just spin doctoring as the worlds worst DJ.

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Read this as "I hope it's meat."

But this is nice too.

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Just another thing that make you wonder why he would even have to have this conversation with his wife in the first place.

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Who glued these quarters to the floor?!

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AWWW YEAH FOOKIN A, DUNK'S GOT ME BRO.

IMMA GET WHIKED BUZZED ON A REG!

LETS GO GET SOME DOOTS!

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There is no cease fire.

The white house and people who should be negotiating are talking to no one.

we are being gaslit.

The stupidest office in the land bluffed and lost.

We look like an erratic karen without meds at the store, the world is hoping we just go.

The art of the dumpiest.

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An Oppression of Megatrons.
A Mutiny of Starscreams
A Resonance of Soundwaves
A Richter of Shockwaves.

A Mixtape of FrenziRumbles.

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Schumer Takes No Action As Even Far Right Calls for Impeachment Over Trump’s “Civilization” Threat As others called for impeachment and removal, Schumer and other Democratic leaders did not commit to any action.

truthout.org/articles/sch... Oh. I am very image of... 'surprise.'

No politician should ever feel so comfortable about their seat.

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also,

"You momma so dumb, she got busted at her drug test whipping out a whizzinator!"

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The Duncan Wizzer is innocently cooler than the Whizzinator.

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