Okay starting now I gotta trace a bunch of trad roses and panthers in a sketchbook to get ready

I've figured out a foolproof scheme to get as many tattoos as I want. I'll simply dedicate my life to becoming a tattoo artist so I can trade tattoos with other artists.

I have my specific ecological niche and I'm filling it, much like the mollusk

That's right

White shirt with Ween on it

I'm literally wearing a Ween shirt right now on my way home from karaoke where I sang a Ween song

The wig on Tobin Bell, my god

Ho ho holy shit Dean Norris and Tobin Bell as hitmen, very funny

No one has ever looked less like brothers on film than David Straithairn and Tom Cruise

I did not buy Tom Cruise as "guy who grew up in abject poverty" but I just checked his Wikipedia page and did in fact grow up in abject property

The moral of the story is never move to Memphis, I think, but we'll see how Tom Cruise takes it

I read this in high school but I haven't ever seen it

NW: The Firm

I know! Plus your bff lives there still, right?

Will Graham coming straight through the fucking window is so good

Watching Manhunter on Pluto TV

The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in

Yeah I've definitely thought about Ohio! I really liked Cleveland when I visited

Overheard a new coworker saying he came down here from DC where the top pay is $42/hour and you get double time if you work your 7th day I'm moving to DC let's fucking go he said people make 200k just driving the bus up there

I'm like the guy from ratatouille except the rat that controls me is one beer

Yeah, I'm a chaser.... A friend chaser! Im here to make friends

"she's probably thinking about other men" I am thinking about Mark Ruffalo in In The Cut (2003, Jane Campion)

It's canon to me, now

Be kind, always. Everyone is fighting a rap battle you know nothing about

we all know I have no life, so:

He keeps asking me if this is more "longhair limey shit"

Not going to get mad about this because he smoked the weed that makes him do chores and he's cleaning the kitchen but I have literally made him listen to Revolver before

I knew he didn't *like* the Beatles but this is ridiculous, as a 38 year old white man in America you should at least be familiar with the songs

I was just looking at a reel on insta and it was blasting 'And Your Bird Can Sing' and Dustin came through and was like "who is this?" And I was like "what?" And he repeated it and I guess it turns out he genuinely did not know this song

I'm not on bluesky to not make friends with and get all my games and movies opinions from trans culture writers

I mean, if I had to pick a favorite demographic to make friends with, gun to my head,