The AI companies should just turn everything off for like a year just to show us how much we actually want their bullshit. That would teach us a lesson for sure.

i wish you all to smoke a fat bluff on this weed day

They should make an alcohol interlock device for texting people with lardge behinds

I do not care about the clavclear guy or whatever. I do not wish to hear about his antics any further. #unsubscribe

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my body is a machine that turns weed into smoked weed

The goblin keeping me safe on my 2 am bathroom visit

ANTI-BEDTIME LEFTIST WEBSITE

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I hate it when a former paramour involves me in a deadly game of cat and mouse

The Grateful Unalived

It’s really funny to imagine a billionaire capable of introspection. It’s like if a horse could skateboard except also when the horse starts skateboarding it realizes what an empty shell of a person it is and shoots itself in the head.

Guassian splat nudes

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K-PAX Frenzy!! YouTube video by Go Off Kings

These boys are some funny

I hate it when I get shot 0.9502 seconds ago

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

I wish someone would build me a bower by an cool and crystal fountain ...

Bad news gang, cat has figured out she can drag her playing twine to wherever I am and scream until I wave it around for her

Mavis Beacon of the Dead

hakeem jeffries opening an email video of an eyeless keir starmer from the bridge of the event horizon saying "we are the future of your party." picking up the phone—trembling—voice breaking as he asks to speak to DNC social and gravely tells them to go hard on the dangers of circular firing squads

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Hit the big bong for the first time in 6 months and 😵