If you didn't want them to sit there, why did you put the shelves up!?

Did you say hello

Logged back on to block that fucking tool. Carry on.

You will not BELIEVE what this is responding to

I would help Ina Garten bury a dead body. Ina, if you're out there reading this, just call me.

The number one cooking hack that you don't know is to insert "Ina Garten" before the recipe that you're searching for.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

You're the real deal 🤝

a coupon which says "10 likes*" and then in fine print says "* does not give you likes"

Due to the server issues some of your recent posts may have gotten fewer likes than they deserved

Please accept this coupon to rectify this, which allows you to imagine you got 10 more likes on your post than you did

what if we compromised and only gave librarians access to AI and if you had a request for its use you had to bring it to the reference desk and convince them why that made sense and was useful to anyone

This checks out. Everyone here behaves strangely.

goodnight and welcome to Bluesky

The Sidewinder (Remastered 1999/Rudy Van Gelder Edition) YouTube video by Lee Morgan - Topic

youtu.be/NHN6-yWFKPc?...

A pretty shitty week, all around! But work is going swimmingly and some jazz music is giving me life 🎷

A screenshot of the composer interface. The first post says “After you type something, you’ll see the plus appear below…”. The second post says “…and you can type your next post!”

📢 1.93 is rolling out now (2/5)

To compose threads, start with your first post, then press the plus button!

Bluesky thread composer now available! Refresh the desktop app or update your mobile app to use it

Jack Dorsey is no longer affiliated with Bluesky

he stormed off in a huff and deleted his account ages ago because we were calling him stuff like Jack Dorky

Props to the Bluesky team still being easy to find via the team tab

Is this Third Wave Bluesky

Welcome to Bluesky! Every poster who insists that “we do things differently here” will have a full blown meltdown before the end of the year. It’s best to just ignore them and do your thing.

Hell yeah

Googling is there a way to not look like you've been run over by a truck in your headshot due to insufficient sleep

how many words, in your language, do you have for water or snow or ice?
If you could go back in time and kill one person, who would it be?

what are your favorite hobbies
have you ever seen a ghost
have you ever time traveled
were you reincarnated
what are your favorite naughty activities to do
definitely include questions which may help you reveal that the dog is from somewhere that's not earth

Here's my list so far:
what is your favorite color
what is your favorite treat
what is your favorite toy
what is your favorite game to play
what is your favorite park
what is your favorite walking path
who are your favorite dogs in the neighborhood
what do you want to be when you grow up

We know the answer to that one, Barry!

if you could communicate with your dog, what sort of questions would you ask?

cursed caprese salad

i finally figured out that my reaction to cyber truck rear hatch finger dude is the same as Stiffler in Old School reacting to Will Ferrell's character shooting himself in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart