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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝖢𝖠𝖫𝖫 𝖳𝖧𝖠𝖳 𝑩𝙀𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝑳𝙐𝘾𝙆☘︎, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝒫𝘈𝘓.ᐟ
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝖢𝖠𝖫𝖫 𝖳𝖧𝖠𝖳 𝑩𝙀𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝑳𝙐𝘾𝙆☘︎, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝒫𝘈𝘓.ᐟ
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⠀ ⠀ 𝓝𝐎 ⠀ MALE ⠀ 𝖢𝖠𝖭 ⠀ 𝓡𝑬𝓢𝙄𝙎𝙏 𝑀͟𝒴͟ 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙼,
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝖭𝖮𝖳 ⠀ 𝖤𝖵𝖤𝖭 ⠀ 𝒴𝒪𝓤. ༝༚༝༚ও
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𝘞𝘌’𝘙𝘌 𝘙𝘜𝘕𝘕𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙎.ᐟ⠀⠀
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐘𝗢𝗨 𝙒𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀 𝖸𝖮𝖴𝖱 𝖳𝗜𝗠𝗘, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐌𝐘 𝐓͟𝖶͟𝖨͟𝖭͟ ᵎᵎ
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hmf. can’t have no fun around ‘ere. ⠀ ( plops down on the stairs. )
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so combine and beat him to a pulp. it’ll be easy. bruticus wouldn’t even hesitate. uhhrruhhhhh. ⠀ ( slams his own fist into his hand, making tearing gestures. )
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toyin’ with the djd? that’s real brave. if ya wasn’t on the list then, you might be now.
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…grounded? ⠀ ( soundwave hasn’t grounded him since he was a wee thing!! )
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let’s leave. what’re we waitin’ for? him to bitch an’ moan again?
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( good thing he had nowhere to be. it doesn’t seem like she has any plans of releasing him anytime soon. warmmm! )
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soundwave was sayin’ we should consider staying home with all this snow business going on so i did. figured i’d take my chances coming by today. ⠀ ( micro purrs. his luck isn’t the best but at the same time it is. )
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can’t blame you there. ⠀ ( he may not be able to fully relate with relationship quarrels, but he’s able to understand. slightly. ) ⠀ i ain’t gonna leave.
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uh, ya don’t wanna stay in your room or nothin’? probably more comfortable than this dinky couch. an’ ya wouldn’t have to see him if he came downstairs. ⠀ ( he’s been in worse situations before. he’ll be aight! snuggling! )
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( held onto her like a little koala. ) ⠀ ‘cause he’s dumb. like always. he been dumb his entire life. this mean we gotta go to onslaught’s again?
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after blitzwing stormed in ‘ere. you guys are fightin’ big time. ⠀ ( rumble expected to be trapped in here longer waiting for things to really cool down. vortex finding him first is a miracle. )
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( he’s hiding in the cabinet. all curled up. )
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( his digits get cold or else he would do that more often.. ) ⠀ yeah— wanna watch somethin’ scary?
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( hell yeah! slouches, lazily taking the remote into both hands & starting the daunting task of finding them something to watch. ) ⠀ i ain’t lookin’ for that to happen. i hate winter.
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tryin’ to do anything with snow on the ground is counterproductive anyways. you’s leave a trail. that’s beggin’ for issues. i’m stayin’ in ‘ere where it’s warm. ⠀ ( helm pats remind him of vortex. he can easily see why she likes them. )
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it’s cold as BALL joints out there. i hardly saw another soul. guess it’s true when those goodies say crime nevah rests. haw. ⠀ ( using soundwave’s servo as leverage, rumble is able to settle within his lap. winglets wiggling! ) ⠀ nah. nothin’.
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what’s happenin’, boss? ⠀ ( rumble stands upright for but a moment until he’s climbing as anticipated. attention time. no other sucker is around to ruin this for him. )
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( SURPRISE SURPRISE! it’s not frenzy, but the other one. crawling under soundwave’s legs. )
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( crawling around. how does frenzy do this confidently.. )
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( same applies. )
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( in this economy? puh-lease. )
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( so true. he’s the worlds worst. he wants one on one attention right NOW. )
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( EEYUCK. )
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