they’re trying to pick my brain!!!!!!

time for a pause, Santa Claus?

🩵

if we had a falling out, would you say:

a) it's over, clover
or
b) let's reconcile, crocodile?

9:50pm? that sounds like a delightful bedtime

hey I get that you're "joking" or whatever but you just exposed both your misunderstanding of what the demiurge is and your total lack of a coherent cosmology

looking forward to it

screenshot from the beginning of Oregon Trail when you purchase your supplies

Songwriting tip: make sure you always have plenty of great song ideas. One of them could become a hit!

one thing about tragedies I've learned is that I always think "well maybe this will make more sense or feel more real later" but it never does

I guess one of those things that will probably stick with me for a long time was when I skirted the rules to provide my former boss data about the exposures to hazardous materials that caused the cancer he was dying from

oh sorry, I'm not allowed to do stuff that's forbidden

poorly made meme from the motion picture 'Fargo' in which Marge Gunderson offers a politely critique of her colleague's assessment

the cold hand of the chilly boy

I ❤️ muting accounts you idiots think are funny

hey can I be a total buttmunch for a second?

helll yeah

a true desktop email client has never been tried

🙂‍↕️

I am technically a millennial by every definition I’ve seen even if I am old as fuck

millennialmaxxing by being the only person in my boomer and gen x workplace who can work with a pdf

new bitter defeats 😞

y’all notice any pervasive societal rot lately ‘round here?

yep that’s him

good morning to women’s lovely hands

join me tonight... for a fatal dose of excitement

extradimensional entities

I'm definitely a dream-wrecker