Learning to do makeup at 29 and having fun with it but holy fuck how do I get the glitter off my fucking face? I gotta interact with conservatives tomorrow/ actually today but it’s just 4 am. 😩

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Got a new pup hood!!! It’s my first piece of rubber gear and I am absolutely obsessed with it 😍

I want to see a show starring Tyler the Creator and Nardwuar that is like Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives meets a 2007 travel channel show them going on a roadtrip to the weirdest-ass roadside attractions you could find.

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Really glad Ozzy got to play his farewell show and have a good send off. Just didn’t think that he’d be gone so soon. Definition of a legend and his contributions to music and pop culture will be eternal. Gonna miss that guy :(

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I need to stop forgetting this app exists it cuz I love the vibes but my irl friends keep me stuck on the other toxic social medias ugh

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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

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I really worry that after going so long without finding a sense of community or consistent friendships that it’s just not gonna happen cuz I’m almost 30 and wouldn’t know how to navigate those dynamics even if I was placed in a healthy situation with good people.

I unfortunately just found out that getting Botox on your ball sack is a thing. That’s enough of the Internet for this month I’m done.

Unsure if this depression is due to a change in medication, the world being fucked, or being stuck in a mostly empty apartment for another two weeks until I can move.

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Fully support Puppy Girls as the next expansion team or for Chicago’s name change if they ever go for it

HERE SHE IS. NOT THE HERO WE DESERVE

If I get exposed to a large amount of radiation would that make me a nuclear sub?

They were but they weren’t but in current lore they were and I don’t dig that. Also I’m one of those nerds whose autistic special interest *won’*t require me to share the near theatrical version that I preserved from vhs in hopes you get the best impression of my special interest source material

Plus he, as an intellectual who isn’t a fraud, was *clearly* referencing the earlier Roman version of the gesture because he is a man of culture and not a complete fucking idiot as his public persona would make you believe

Your emotions are valid don’t feel the need to apologize for real feelings about real threats to your freedom

For the featured human id suggest they just get Mark Hamill to reprise his role as Luke but everyone pretends he isn’t like 70 now.

If they do make it tho I demand they John Mulaney voice the majority of characters at Jabba’s palace. I’m not saying he should be the featured human. But him as Salacious Crumb but speaking intelligible English, Bib Fortuna, and the TT-8L (door keeper droid thing) would be hilarious!

They should make a Muppets version of Return of the Jedi (which would be hugely appropriate because of the overlap between The Jim Henson Company and ILM at that time. Not to mention Frank Oz is both Miss Piggy and Yoda plus it’s all Disney now. I mean cmon it would be great.)