How can you be allergic to eggs, like bro you were made in an egg. Be fr..

You pulled your pork? Bro I asked what's for lunch not what you do when you feel lonely.

Sub and soup were had. Broccoli and cheddar in a soup? The power it has over me... And a BBQ pork sub. Blessed

crazy how i just got free, free to kick your ass *said in my best hank hill voice*

idk about you, i do better with an audience, helps keep things moving

the vibe, it's off and it's coding like shit. oh no

I think like us it'd make an interesting pair. let's explore this

Skip posting about his lunch but there is no image

Looks great skip super tasty

You be the soup and I'll be the hot chocolate. Well get you warm in no time.

You act like a clown you get paid like one!

Adding this to my phrases to utter in my Halloween themed bedroom roleplay

Ok scratch that. Let's be horny on main.

Not to get horny on main, but I really want a sub and soup combo right now.

No comment at this time. Speak with my secretary

It is done you convinced me

New fish sauce fiend profile with new pfp

It's me your pal fish, new fish same stink

Need to find the right one and only then will I be ready

That sounds delightful just like you 🙂‍↕️

I don't need meds to be happy, I need 2.5 x 3.5 cardboard collectible cards to pretend I'm a wizard.

My penits and bolls

I have been thinking the time is soon upon me to make a new fish pfp. To bring it all home.

Hope you get warm very soon palsy 🥺

Sites broke, means it's time to jork it obvs

If I had a nickel for every time I almost ended a work call with “okay love you” I could buy bsky and hire real people to write the code

Are you sure? I feel like Jesus would have force femmes aragorn

I don't want any trouble Jazzy J... I promise I just thought you all were both critical to the downfall of your respective power structures.

That and the sections we do know people play musical chairs with their pfps and name constantly. 😭

I get so dizzy, and then eventually just say yes because i've got no idea who tf we are talking about but i don't want to seem like i've lost my chronically online designation... Not to mention when you have like 4 people with the same name or something and their associated alts

Friend: You know Samson? They go by Tall Bird on bsky
Me: ❓
Friend: They used to be in glorps cat girl server?
Me: never been
Friend: ok, before tall bird they went by Arugula Avenger and their pfp was a force femme Aragorn
Me: Lost me..

Damn... loved and spoken too. How does it feel to be so lucky :(