I have to disagree on the last one. They beatin' me up and stole my wallet. Also they brought more bugs

Is that suppose to deter me? Makes me want to shine into your..... DMs more

Love that show. One of my favourites. If you want an interesting twist try Kevin can go F Himself.
Also love ass...

Got a little horny the other day. Hope nobody noticed.

*high five* a baby tooth club

Bear/Orc if I need house maitence otherwise pup with your red nose so we can have some "fun" and poke the nose when I need comic relief

I wore my gold necklace tonight for my wolf night. Hope it turns to pink gold.

Screenshot of a twitter post where James from Silent Hill 2 is hugging pyramid head.

Uhh, yes, please.

x.com/imrandymeeks...

Im getting so tired of this. I keep coming out of my den just to scoot back to bed. Pick one, or the other, and stick with it.

EEP is that an asexual thing as Ive had that exact conversation.

Its banned? Why do I have a freezer with several left over poppers?!

If C suites can sniff white board markers then let twinks enjoy there poppers.

Might not be Irish, but I'm green if ya wanna kiss me anyways

What is under the dark green sweats? A green Speedo jammer of course. Happy St Patrick’s Day. 🍀

A gimp considers how it might drink a pint with no face

A happy gimp drinking it's pint through a straw

The problem and the solution

#Latex #Rubber #StPatricksDay

Be careful picking up any weird green masks you find lying around tonight...or the fun might NEVER end! 😈
#siliconemask #themask #rubber #latex #gayrubber #gaylatex #cosplay #gaycosplay

This counts as wearing green today, right?

Screenshot of headline saying "Woman sneezes out maggots after fly larvae get trapped in her deviated septum"

New fear unlocked!

By the time they gave up I alreaded downloaded a 4k version at home and cant wait to watch it when I get home.

AI congetive decline is real. There was a movie playing at the bar that I didnt know. I recognized one of the actress, used imdb to see what else she played and used my brain to figure out what it was. Later two guys took photos and tried to use ChatGPT to figure it out and kept failing.

Also had a request for chest hair pic. I love showing it off.

(I think my chest hair is my best quality)

Could you imagine a ditto as a bf:

Oh, he looks cute *turns to partner to see the what could be the cute guys twin* im never going to get used to that.

Side note: im into a fleshlight tonight....

I think I am ready for when the Age Verification comes. I have other face mask to share if needed.

What a world we live in when I can post a The Onion headline and play a game if its real or not.

Part of me was looking forward to the age verification face scan to see if one of my face mask pass. If anybody needs to borrow one let me know. Ha

I felt bad being a Karen last year when AirCanada demanded my face scan to board the plane and I refused. Screw them.

This does not prove me wrong that we only elected our version of Joe Biden. I hope we Canadians get radicalised like our brothers and sisters in the states and vote all you clowns out. Otherwise look forward to PM PP.

Despite visiting Israel twice, my last passport issued from Tel Aviv, and my third visit cancelled due to Hamas horrible attack...

I hope Iran levels the Israel side of Jerusalem. I am getting sick and tired of them attacking other countries and then cry foul when others retaliate.

When playing RollerCoaster Tycoon, I found charging the max 20$ during a rain storm was an easy money glitch. Not realizing CEOs also consider use as mideless NPC and not human being in a shitty situation.

Well I am not surprised that the "religious" province would not have basic empathy and re-animate an animal or person for there own enjoyment or there fee-fees.

Well, there is people who now, after loosing there love one, consent to have all there data submitted to an AI company, who will give them an AI version of there love one. Absolutely sick.

Also, I dont need another reminder to make a will...

Say fuzzy pickles ✌