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Posts by darth pollack

i think im gonna be a nun

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today i am not thinking of my ex

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jacking off to the sound of a mans tears

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if the people I'm living with kill me just know that i loved you all

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i did it i got out

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i'm an interchangable girlfriend

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using my ass as a rallying cry

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(unplanets you)

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6 lb ass in the mail

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survey says i'm still funny

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repost if you hunt people

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Now the regular shaft is great don't get me wrong, but serious buyers choose our premium extended shaft 9 times out of 10

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ty gupp <3

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i can be trusted with a loaded weapon

i can be trusted with a loaded weapon

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what a beautiful day , the day of my birth

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it is the day of my birth. some would call it my birth day

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dating life ๐Ÿคฏ

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doing nothing with my dating life

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nothing to do with my dating life

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i <3 other people

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who holds anyone accountable

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holding jenna accountable as a job

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hey siri is it cool

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hey siri how

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hey siri how should i be punished today

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hey siri what did i do wrong today

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in the name of the father and the son and the holy spirit. please dont let me date another person for the rest of my life it makes me less funny. amen

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i pulled a muscle from dickriding too much

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you have no idea what you've done to me ! :)

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