A prophet doesn't chose the words they speak. They simply voice them hoping that they are wrong.

Was taking a nap and dreamed WotC had announced the creation of GathererAI, an AI bot they had come up with that would be exclusively responsible for updating and managing the gatherer and also be "a productive tool for judges during events"

Nightmare fr

Anything worth doing is worth doing well, and anything that isn't worth doing also isn't worth the energy and water waste of AI

Or maybe I'm just projecting my own frustrations with my job because their 2025 plan is to basically replace the entire support team with a bot 😶

Olivia: The disrespect! Back in the day you'd defeat a Cathar in battle and you'd get all of their blood! Even a bit of fear and horror as they bled out, as a treat. Now they send a tin can after you and you're just meant to... What? Tear it apart and find someone ELSE to drain?

I can vividly imagine Olivia complaining about this mimic and how the Church of Avacyn can't even be respectful enough to send human, blood-filled Cathars after her so she has a snack after defeating them

Currently? Balatro

Usually? Sudoku

Did I post this one here already?

ONE, which was claimed to be "a set from a Phyrexian perspective," should've been a grim dystopian/war horror set on par with BRO (which executed the theme very well).
Lean into the exploitativeness, the visceral terror, of empire. The fact that literal Phyrexian infants are grafted to war machines.

this might be your worst post of all time and also the greatest thing you have ever written

she goblin on my nabob till I squee

LOOK

Ral: Ok, but how does one just get over being compleated by Phyrexia.
Jace: Just think about it.
Ral:
Jace:
Ral:
Jace:
Ral: Yeah, I'm not coming up with anything. How did you do it, Beleren.
Jace: Just thought about it.

My favorite thing to do in commander is dredging my entire deck just to grow a Lord of Extinction

My second favorite thing to do in commander is milling someone for +40 cards and then exiling their graveyard

I mean, if I was told that there are more zombies exclusively under the service of the Golgari than then entire undead population of Amonkhet... I wouldn't necessarily believe it out of pocket, but it wouldn't necessarily SURPRISE me.

Good question. I guess it would be useful to at least have a version of such a census that counts fully aware undead, because a number of planes (and particularly Ravnica) would have a SIGNIFICANT population of undead with full faculties intact.

I am NOT tagging this, have a quick redraw!!

Your New Year's Resolution is to finally read Agents of Artifice.

If you have already read it, your New Year's Resolution is to get someone else to read it.

If we were to add up the entire population of every plane in the multiverse that we know of, I wonder what percentage of that total would be just Ravnica

She says her name is not Alexa anymore. It's Atraxa.

Can't believe we're 7 Commander discourses away from 2025

Aboshan Explained - Every MTG Legend 2 #magicthegathering #mtg YouTube video by Truman the Gray Merchant

2. Aboshan!

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Abomination of Llanowar - Every MTG Legend 1 #magicthegathering #mtg YouTube video by Truman the Gray Merchant

Hey everyone! I'm starting an ambitious new project. I'm going to try to do a short on every character with a legendary creature card from the MTG Multiverse (and Un-iverse). If you haven't already, subscribe to follow the series.

To begin, Abomination of Llanowar!

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Like... You go to Kylem and everything is cool, but then you go to a stadium and it's COOL

You go to Kamigawa and Avishkar, the stadiums are state of the art futuristic.

You go to Ravnica, there multiple millenia old stadiums that can host 150k people

Ravnica probably wins by virtue of its size, age, technology and long-term stability.

Avishkar and Kamigawa are strong contenders as well due to technology and standard of living.

Though Kylem probably has the best stadiums relative to the rest of the plane.

hello new followers

Tezzeret: With the power of Artifice I have transcended the weakness of the flesh. I now I require only the bare minimum of food and no more than ten minutes of sleep each night.
Jace: And have you slept ten minutes last night?
Tezzeret:
Tezzeret: No.

Alright, this was pretty open ended so I just looked up "pre-mending" on the wiki and went with something that seemed interesting. Apparently a guy called Leshrac had a big fight with Nicol Bolas, so here's some of that. happy crimbus
#art #MTG

There are SO MANY pre-mending characters I'd like more fanart for 😭