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Posts by Max Sofa
IT'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NETFLI JUST REMOVED HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS ABOUT TO MEET THE MOTHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
escaping zombies in a mcdonalds playplace ft. the rizzler
A one story house sits upside-down on a dirt lot.
*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
YEAH!! CORNINESS!!
i've been watching a lot of how i met your mother
it's giving me an entirely new perspective on life...
(marshall is awesome)
UPDATE:
there is a hole in my wall where the mold used to be!
it will be used for good.
i fear i have been microdosing black mold for about a decade of my life.
i will use this for good.
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
genuine curiosity: is dancing like music to deaf people
[image of real-life beekeeper costume and a detail from a painting by Peter Brueghel the Elder]
one thing I respect about medieval beekeepers is their total commitment to looking like Doctor Who villains
Unsplash image of the Earth, mostly the nightside with a tracery of city lights on every continent.
OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
THE EGG TREE!
turns out eggs do grow on trees
AND THIS ONE LETS YOU DRAW
WHAT #deltarune
if nermal from garfield was a superhero he'd be named thermal and he'd control fire and ice
"a twitlonger on bluesky but it's called a bluelonger"
- @gotric3.bsky.social
IT'S HERE!
i've always wondered what videos with "20 years ago" would be like
now it's here
TS PMO!!!!!!!!!!!! #adventuretimes
anyways my cat got stuck on top of an open door and i had to get her down and i felt like a firefighter minus the everything
people don't know how to read carefully anymore dude!
being mean to annoying people is funny because sometimes they're like "i'm sowwy i'm annoying and make people uncomfy but i'll keep doing it :("
Sometimes it's hard to be thought-provoking and start conversations not because it's an inherently hard task (you might even become a master at it) but because most of the time it's like trying to create a document on a computer with everything unplugged and the screen turned off.
Find your people.
super paper eca net