from kudzu y'all came and right back to kudzu y'all gone return

the kids are wearing pirate bloomers as shorts, which is the exact embarrassing trend giving me hope that amid so much change some age-old traditions persist.

Still from The Creep Tapes of Josef holding up a legal pad to the camera with DADDY ISSUES scribbled on it with an arrow pointing to his left. A picture of Jesus ascending to heaven is edited to his left.

christians be like daddyyyyyyyyy

like. go ahead and eat the dick you have such a soft spot for. they can treat you like absolute garbage and you'll still hold water for the influence they have/were given without a semblance of the scrutiny another gender would face. go ahead. i'm sure it'll pay off.

oh good a man added info to a post he didn't make himself and got more traction from it but there's no issue in fact i am the asshole for continuously noticing these things especially to those willing to stroke a male ego or several for any gain

The Horror Noire documentary is fantastic but Shudder took it down despite it being a Shudder original

Here's a copy on YT so you can watch it anyway
youtu.be/cnLTVs2BD3w?...

Movie poster for Horror Noire: a History of Black Horror

Movie poster for 1000 Women in Horror

essential horror education

a thick, syrupy, voloooooooominous discharge

1000 Women in Horror poster - illo of a 50s-era horror lady climbing out of an old tube tv

Chain Reactions film poster - illo of a row of dancing twirling Leatherface silhouttes in front of a sunrise

A selection of 12 books written and edited by Alex Heller-Nicholas

Hello! I'm a film critic + author of 10 books on cult + horror film including 1000 WOMEN IN HORROR, a doc version of which launches on Shudder 20 March. I'm also in CHAIN REACTIONS, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre legacy doc w/ Patton Oswalt, Takashi Miike, Stephen King + Karyn Kusama

horrornonna.com

Still from X of Maxine swimming in the river with her arms in front of her. Over the image in white are the words: My rot smells like sunshine and thirsty freckles frying sweetly in my sweat. — Heliophile

- lines from my poetry in horror movies -

x + heliophile

Still from Midsommar of Dani in her flower robe and crown, frowning. Over the image in white are the words: Winter has soured now that I'm home. Beware. — Hell is Here

- lines from my poetry in horror movies -

midsommar + hell is here

Still from Death Becomes Her of Madeline holding her head upright but backwards atop her twisted neck with an irritated expressions on her face. Over the image in white are the words: Let my head roll — it's been set well enough for a while now. — Leashed

- lines from my poetry in horror movies -

death becomes her + leashed

Still from Hereditary of Annie standing wild-eyed at the kitchen table as she looks down at Peter offscreen. Over the image in white are the words: I've got enough resentment for food. So make your own dinner — do the dishes. — Hungry Wives

- lines from my poetry in horror movies -

hereditary + hungry wives

Still from Jennifer's Body of Jennifer smiling deranged at the camera through a bloody mouth. Over the image in white are the words: The Bible wouldn't have me. I saw to that. — Screech Owl

- lines from my poetry in horror movies -

jennifer's body + screech owl

Still from Sharp Objects of Adora, clad in a pink house coat and holding a pink beverage, reaching for Camille's hair as Camille looks timidly back. Over the image in white are the words: Beg for booze at every juncture and swear on any soul you're not like your mother. — Dicking Around

- lines from my poetry in horror media -

sharp objects + dicking around

Still from Revenge of Jen holding a gun to the camera, looking determined. Over the image in white are the words: Speak now or forever pick your tongue from your teeth. — Bite

- lines from my poetry in horror movies -

revenge + bite

Still from The Shining (1980) of Wendy facing forward in the passenger seat of a car. Over the image in white are the words: I realize I've been silent while you disembowel me alive. — Bonne Femme

- lines from my poetry in horror movies -

the shining + bonne femme

a seal with a cute face and wide watery eyes looks at the camera

oh my goodness thank you so much i'm forever grateful

to reiterate:

the kids are wearing pirate bloomers as shorts, which is the exact embarrassing trend giving me hope that amid so much change some age-old traditions persist.

monday 🫦

Still from Queens of the Dead of ZombiQueen looking over her bedazzled shoulder at the undead pastor approaching her from behind

reminder: queens of the dead is thee queer easter horror movie 🐣

Rorschach the black-and-white cat sits on a black desk next to a laptop and a black travel coffee tumbler

wfh micromanager. tiny and overbearing.

Still from The Creep Tapes of Josef holding up a legal pad to the camera with DADDY ISSUES scribbled on it with an arrow pointing to his left. A picture of Jesus ascending to heaven is edited to his left.

christians be like daddyyyyyyyyy

literally no one asked you to cross oceans of time to find me. skeeze.

from kudzu y'all came and right back to kudzu y'all gone return

Still from Queens of the Dead of ZombiQueen looking over her bedazzled shoulder at the undead pastor approaching her from behind

reminder: queens of the dead is thee queer easter horror movie 🐣

how is shudder already 10 years old 😭 i remember how giddy i was when it first debuted

haven't had three people in my mouth since college but it's nice to finally have good dental insurance