How long did it take to realise this?!

Cos it didn’t take me this long.

“Who turned out the lights?”

Quality writing. Never ages.

Bang on the money.

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He’s a muppet.

“The art of the weasel“

Send Vance to the UK on behalf of Reform, we need the help to get rid of them.

Hungary election: Viktor Orbán concedes with opposition on course for landslide election win - follow live Hungary's prime minister has been ousted after 16 years in power, with Péter Magyar set to be the country's new leader.

We need to get Vance to endorse Reform in the UK at the next election.

The guy is complete electoral poison.

Hopefully it’ll help you folks in the US too…

US plans to automatically register young men for military draft The proposed new rule would end decades of mandatory self-registration for Selective Service in the US.

I’m sure this has nothing to do with what Doge were up to when they got their hands on the American people’s data…

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I only hope they didn’t upgrade their doors so we can still escape using a plastic comb.

Amazon upsets ebook lovers by ending support for old Kindle devices Up to 2m e-readers made before 2013 will no longer be able to download new titles

And this, folks, doesn’t happen with normal books made of paper which sit on your shelf.

This is why we can still read a book 10, 20, 50, 100+ years old.

Sod Bezos.

Kim Jong Un uses Iran war to justify North Korea’s decision to keep its nuclear weapons | CNN North Korea’s Kim Jong Un has said the United States’ war with Iran proves his country made the right decision to keep its nuclear weapons.

No sign of an imminent threat in that article though.

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Yep. Unhinged.

I really wished Fred Trump had just pulled out and then none of this would be happening.

How it started vs how it’s going…

I’m glad I’m not in charge of a country because my response to this would be *^!?$*+%#!!!

Frank and candid?! Come here you bloated orange bag of sh*te, let me explain something to you…

Only not just Iran charging a tariff…

But, tariffs…

They need to act faster, methinks it won’t last that long.

If you manage to f*ck up your war, what the hell - shake down the world…

They’ll be lucky for it to last two days. Trump will f*ck it up.

Hope you’re already over this, but if not I hope this helps you. 🙂