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Posts by Cam T. Mann

My Pokémon Champions team consisting of Kangaskhan (Bingo), Aerodactyl (Dino DNA), Taurus (the GOAT), Meganium (A dinosawr), Typhlosion (Jeff Goldblum) and Maushold (SamNeill&Co)

My Pokémon Champions team consisting of Kangaskhan (Bingo), Aerodactyl (Dino DNA), Taurus (the GOAT), Meganium (A dinosawr), Typhlosion (Jeff Goldblum) and Maushold (SamNeill&Co)

Post battle screen in Pokémon Champions showing me enter Master Ball rank off the back of a 5-win streak

Post battle screen in Pokémon Champions showing me enter Master Ball rank off the back of a 5-win streak

Made it to Master Ball in champions this weekend. Its the most fun I’ve had playing Pokémon in ages.

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Right, as one does.

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4/21 is traditionally the day when the British aristocracy would box up their leftover mids and gift them to their servants.

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Put your foot down! Then the other one. And so on in that fashion until you’re somewhere you actually want to be!

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That’s my secret, captain. I’m always posting through it *turns into Will Stancil*

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A good sugar cookie MUST pass Dr Nick’s test where you rub it on the wall and the grease turns everything transparent.

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Drug companies were holding onto Ozempic and Mounjaro for at least a decade before releasing them in response to the insulin price cap so they could continue extracting insane amounts of money from diabetics.

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Giving my children the talk entirely in the form of Kamala quotes

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That was rhetorical, sicko. *pulls out cuffs* You’re going to jail for loooong time

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*being asked to leave Ruth’s Chris* Fine! But what kind of restaurant doesn’t have cherry limeade? That’s so dumb!

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Remember when Superman came back from the dead but he didnt have is powers back yet so he used a giant gun?

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This power was bestowed upon him by the great Bucee himself.

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This probably goes so hard if you‘re stupid.

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And introducing… these two weirdos, I guess.

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YouTube ads be like “We designed a t-shirt for MEN, it makes it easier to flash the gun in your waistband at people you don’t like, which is everyone”

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You are an ocean...your spine is a reef teeming with life. Jellyfish undulate in your fingertips. Trash islands larger than some countries float through you. Your depths are home to such terrifying creatures that even the sight of them can drive a man insane...now go out there and have a great day!

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People are rightly criticizing Steyer for being a billionaire, but at the very least he talks a much better game than 99% of Dem candidates.

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Great weather for it!

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Oh hell yeah, I forgot about them!

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When he vacuums around the house he vacuums AROUND the house

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If you thought I was on a roll yesterday, just you wait *proceeds to post 50 of the worst skeets you’ve ever seen*

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Is this wicker man a hazing thing?

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I call this “ouija style” posting

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Hey, do you want me?

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This framing is something else. “Can you believe people want to own things again? Whats up with that?”

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Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it got sissy hypnoed in one.

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Well, I mean, he used to be a man but then a witch turned him into a species of fish.

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I know right? It’s like, couldn’t these carbon atoms have been put to better use somewhere else?

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Fuuuuuck, you are bl*wing my mind right now

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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day, brah?

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