I can only do 1 thing and that’s be lady sovereign :/

Once again petitioning for 60 min drag episodes plz don’t hate me

Checking Bluesky at the end of the day

this looks like a captcha

haven’t filed my taxes yet

hut hut (football maybe?)

I won the gay kickball game for us today does that make me a jock

can always rely on you bb @lerrrgan.bsky.social

a silhouette of a man standing on top of a mountain with the words but when the world needed him most he vanished ALT: a silhouette of a man standing on top of a mountain with the words but when the world needed him most he vanished

carl bismark

just a fool who went and ripped his pants :/

For sure my cooter was fully out

Ass too fat :(

Split the taint of my scrubs today 🍑

BABE

she (me) came ready to eat (2 cheeseburgers) big girl (me)

survived Easter

me when ain’t nobody’s tool up in my shed

lonely with a capital H

Craving a FF run

Class is in session

Pretending to care about a coworker’s kids should be part of every school curriculum

Chex mix but it’s oops all Chex and toasts

always keep ‘em guessin

Pretty girls walk like this
Pretty girls talk like this
Couple chrome plates on wrist
I mean, who else do you know put it on like this?

Flight attendant asked me to move to the back of the plane to help “redistribute the weight”

Evil DJ Sammy: We’re in HELL

That’s huge!! Let’s celebrate that!!

Run(a)way with me 🛫