ATLUTD tf

Not with sneakers!!!!

Wrecked ‘em #saintsfc

Someone take my old job! It's great!

Kit clash!!!! at the Benz #usmnt

Short people only

ICE kidz at the airport.

A child soldier to replace the waves of dead infantrymen fighting the bugs in Starship Troopers.

"I'm doing my part!"

A bad selfie demonstrating the oxygen masks fell from the compartment above my head during the flight.

First time flying Frontier, it’s going great

It’s really cramping my style!!!

Airlines are really out of control with the additional charges for seats. I used to be able to wait until 30 minutes before a flight and do some light flirting with the gate agent to get my extra row. Now I have to buy a mid-tier ticket for the privilege of paying an additional $100+ fee for it 😭

I love being Shia LaBeouf's worst nightmare

I hate precheck/fast lanes. Nothing demonstrates more clearly that things *could* be better for everyone if they tried, but they don’t. If suspending them softens opposition to this DHS shutdown bc people can’t be inconvenienced, I will become more insufferable about precheck than I already am.

Oh so Team France are the villains this Olympics, huh?

Of course THIS is the match they don’t televise. But up the fucking saints 😤 #saintsfc

I liked Sabrina Carpenter’s chicken backup singers

With all this lingering snow, you can really see how much the South Philly streets are just a big dog toilet.

I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.

General strike when?

Merry Chrimbus!!

Same but imagine doing it for potentially zero extra time

Shoutout to crab stick. Elite food.

Zero interest

yellows! yellows! yellows!

Short people with umbrellas are a public health menace

Haji Wright 🇺🇸🫡

News report with banner saying “Scrapple Scultiping Contest” in front of people hunched over tables working on hunks of scrapple

Turned on the Philly news to see the weather forecast and:

Did they just kill one of the best Library schools for AI?

The First X-Ray Ever: The Goodspeed Discovery | Penn Medicine YouTube video by Penn Medicine

I can’t watch/listen to myself, but you can! Blabbing about where X-rays and Penn history meet: youtu.be/7fouboHLl_8

You send me a one-sentence email response with a sassy open ellipses? You don’t want this heat.