WELL NOW IM THE ASSHOLE

At least you didn’t invade Iraq

Or an Astros fan…

Ben…

Is that bad? Sorry, I’m new to baseball.

Yes I saw the make Lebanon great again video

Holy shit

How nice of you to call me and yell at me for not calling you more

The capacity of my father to find a way to ruin my day is unmatched

WE ARE SO BACK ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️

What the hell is going on in the national league

Spent an hour watching baseball and putting together a Lego set

I feel like a middle aged man

Diet Coke

This is a great game

I bought myself a new fancy hair straighter and blow dryer so I can have fun doing my hair more often ☺️… also thinking about changing my hair color

Eggplant or dark cherry, maybe?

It’s past noon and I’ve only had a couple pieces of candy and a sip of water

Seems… not great

I feel attacked… during this month… really, Mike?

I haven’t watched that movie

i feel judged 😤

IM SORRY I MUST HAVE MISSED THAT DAY IN SCHOOL

WAIT WAIT WAIT THE EAGLE HAS LANDED IS ALSO SPACE RELATED?

WHAT ELSE DONT I KNOW

STOP NO WAY

OH MY GAWD

THE MASCOT IS AN ALIEN

I’ve literally been wondering for a year what an Astro is

Should I mention the other thing I learned?

HOW WOULD ANYONE KNOW THAT

WAIT IS THAT WHY THE TEAM IS CALLED THE HOUSTON ASTROS?!

“Houston, we have a problem”

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