On my way to the Green Bay yard waste site I passed a house that had a sprinkler going in the front yard. 🤔

Wemby is down. 😬

Geniuses near me had this tent set up in their driveway on Friday. Thunderstorm winds wrapped it around a tree. It's still there. 🤪

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This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

Staying up for the Spurs & Blazers?

Faster please!

These are some thrilling NBA Playoffs so far. 🙄

Why does it run like it needs to take a dump?

Parkour?

Commander knew who the traitors are.

So they're going to go with the 2nd worst person for the job?

If the Dems win a Senate majority they best not seat any SCOTUS nominee of 🍊💩🤡's.

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I'm not sure Amazon Prime is having enough issues with their coverage of the Timberwolves at Nuggets game.

4 NBA playoff games today and 3 are on Scamazon Prime. What a bunch of 🐂💩

* How are they

How are planning to polish that turd?

Backup float valve in basement floor drain.

New backup float valve successfully installed in the basement floor drain. 😃

NBA games have been on ESPN, Peacock and Amazon this season. It's pretty annoying. 😡

Stay safe if you go out chasing storms.

His hideout after he launches nukes and someone retaliates.

* seven 3-point shots

The Bucks lost to the Spurs 171-166 in 3 OTs on March 6, 1982. There were a total of seven point shots attempted in that game. I'd like something between that and the eighty 3 pointers we currently get.

Daryl Dragon, Captain of Captain and Tennille.

GSW stay alive in L.A. They only need to beat the Suns for a chance to play the Thunder in the playoffs. 😬

JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court:

Woohoo! May there be many more.

$50,000 in a Cava bag might change Hobag's mind.

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Bees are cool.