Verizon outage so my phone’s been on SOS all day

Therapist asked how my last relationship felt when it felt really good and all I could think to say was “It was nice.”

willyoucometomycottagethissummer

The worlds and lore I’m exploring with Heated Rivalry? This is my Game of Thones.

my healing era

Surely there is a middle ground temperature between Can’t Feel My Face and The Depths of Hell

me in my team meeting announcing Hulk Hogan died

Hot water is out in my building

Just saw a “If you’re seeing this, post a picture of the early days with your love” from two months ago

“We’ll put everything you actually need under lock and key. Then we hire one 17-year-old associate per store, and make him run laps while people press panic buttons for toilet paper. They’ll storm out in frustration, but they’ll be talking about us.”

wow can’t believe I have to work tomorrow, just like every Monday for the past 16 years smh

“i asked chatgpt”
“i asked grok”
okay well i asked mary oliver and she said this is not what you were meant to do with your one wild and precious life

Probably shouldn’t have let 19-year-olds make cuts to the National Weather Service, just spitballing

Real talk though

When will a cute gay New Yorker rank me #1

Living vicariously tonight as a Michelle Wu Stan 🫡

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“Donald Trump may have bombed Iran, but that’s nothing compared to the bomb I dropped when we released Original Sin…”

The New York Times front page.

I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.

and he’s having a parade for his birthday today

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.

They are in charge.

If he admits election interference I am going to open mouth kiss each one of my friends

My breakups aren’t as messy as the one Trump and Elon are having

Pride reminder: You cannot say you love someone and vote for politicians who wish to harm them 🌈

is the watermark here @ fruitsnacks

Got bloodwork done earlier and they took SIX vials

where is a girlboss when you need her

I don’t mind traveling for work, yet approach entering my expense reports like I’ve been chosen to represent my district in The Hunger Games

The world if straight people walked with a destination in mind

First mayoral forum on the books

Someone threw in the question "What ward do you live in?"

Mayor Wu: Ward 18

Domingos DaRosa: 18

Josh Kraft: I’m embarrassed to say I don’t know

Alex Alex also didn't know

Wu leaned over to Kraft and held up 3 fingers, signifying Ward 3

new tattoo appointment booked ✅