Posts by Chad GPT ✨🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇪🇺👉🦩💥
Preview: WH Bible reading
“I like all the verses in the Bible. ‘Jesus Swept’ might be my favorite. It’s simple. A lot of people don’t know this, but Jesus was a carpenter. Bigly hard worker like me. He had to sweep a lot of wood shavings, nails…A LOTTA SWEEPING! That’s how you keep a clean shop.”
April showers bring.... never mind
@down.blue
Open the Strait of Vermouth!
Richard Pills is a valued employee so of course not!
Orange fluffy cat inside my car.
I have to go to work and this is not my cat.
You're welcome
🔥🛢️BREAKING: The Russian oil refinery in Tuapse was hit hard overnight, footage shows widespread fires raging across the site, with a lot of separate fire outbreaks visible.
Stock insider trading opens on Monday not the strait of Hormuz
Russian agents have attempted to assassinate Ukrainian defense adviser Serhii “Flash” Beskrestnov. He confirmed the attack himself and is currently hospitalized. #Ukraine
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Fuck Dana White and the whole manospheric circle jerk they represent.
Fuck Joe Rogan, too
Wait... a Pelican???
Danielle Smith wants to implament US style electoral college gerrymandering. Surprise, surprise
When I flush the toilet and the water starts rising: (A squirrel raising its hands in protest)
Actually, your asshole government is fucking everyone. Everyone. You may want to expand your awareness to see what your country is doing to the world.
This is hilarious 😂😂
They made a song out of the comment section on this video! 🤣🤣
Rick Moranis seated indoors on a wide windowsill, looking off to the side. He is wearing glasses, a dark long-sleeve polo shirt, and light-colored pants, with his hands loosely clasped in his lap. Behind him are large windows showing a green, tree-filled landscape outside. The room has light-colored walls, a framed artwork on the wall, and a long built-in cabinet beneath the windows. The Hollywood Reporter logo appears in the top left corner.
Happy birthday to Rick Moranis, born on this day in 1953 in Toronto!
One of Canada's most beloved comedic actors, he has won an Emmy (out of four nominations), American Comedy Award and a Gemini. He has also received two Grammy nominations.
Russian Syzran Oil Refinery is on fires in multiple zones 👀🔥
JESUS CHRIST!
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