[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

Every time I see more evidence for Trans Girl Jax theory, Jaxy becomes funnier to me

I Hope You Get To Live Your Entire Life As A Human Being I thought this was going to be a review of my time with Santa Ragione's Horses, the controversial art game recently banned from Steam and the Epic Store. To some extent, this will be that but after...

Oh and as Melody linked it in my discord, here's this good piece about the game transgamerthoughts.com/post/8023277...

Stream over, that was an experience. Would recommend if you uh... don't mind all the content warnings.
There are so many.

Official promotional art for the game "HORSES". Stark red background, text in a faded font with no holes in the O or R. To the right, there is the abstract shadow of a man in a hat, and a figure with a horse head and a neck collar designed for medieval prisoners. In front of them, a red-faced man with visible facial features appears scared or befuddled. I have not edited this one as I feel adding my shitpost edits would weaken it.

Stream time! I've finally torn myself away from Warframe for long enough to start something new!
Some art game called... "HORSES"? Well I'm sure that will be fine and won't need a !CW command so long I had to trim it. It has a Twitch Category so it'll be fine!
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A sketchy comic. Emma wears a ball cap that reads “LESBIAN.” She says, “honestly, it doesn’t always fit the best, but it has SO MUCH sentimental value…” She scowls, her teeth and fingers looking sharper than before, “and I will BITE anyone who tries to take it off me.”

a quick comic about “lesbian”

Celia's Stupid Romhack - Full Release Trailer! YouTube video by Celia Dawn

HEY

U know that comedy puzzle romhack me and eos have been going through lately?
FULL RELEASE IS NOW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFnr...

STOP KILLING ALLIGATORS AND MAKING GATORADE

STOP KILLING ALLIGATORS AND MAKING GATORADE

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

It's time for more Vtuber Wrestling!

Get in there and watch some great matches with us!

www.twitch.tv/verranthegob...

#vtuber #wrestling

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

My last round of surgery I came to with a little chocolate pudding cup in my hands, and it was the best pudding I've ever had in my life, and I called it my little buddy and was sad when I finished it and they took him away. I hope I get another pudding buddy this time 🤞

my biggest pet peeve around LLMs is when people (usually those invested in its success) call it “intelligent”. it definitionally, how it functions on a base level, is not intelligent. the way LLMs are built, it can never hit real intelligence. it’s just predictive

Growing up in the online world: a national consultation We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential age restrictions on social media and other services such as ga...

A quick heads up; The UK government is currently holding a consultation on the Online Safety Act. The consultation lasts until the end of next month.

Please fill it out if you live in the UK and/or share it around to get more eyes on it.

www.gov.uk/government/c...

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

oh god oh no George went darkling at the end of the stream oh fuck

A thumbnail for EldritchZoe streams "Dokapon Kingdon Connect Story Part 2", with EldritchZoe's, Madameuniverse's, and BSK's faces edited over the official art of the four party members. Zoe is a red warrior with her scarf added, George is a pink... wizard? I think? Uni is possibly a thief class and I recoloured the hands to be cow hooves. The faces appear under the hats and hair of the party. the tumbnail uses bright colours, and features coins I also drew cross eyes on the last pla yer, a blue wizard of some sort. There are gold coins all over the screen, a weird yellow rabbit thing, and a green globe behind everyone that is probably the game board.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DokaponKingdom www.twitch.tv/eldritchzoe

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

Stream over for now, but I'll be back at 8pm gmt for Dokapon!

Warframe is really good actually.

Thumbnail edited from official Warframe promotional art. "EldritchZoe streams Warframe The New War. Oh no there's actually a lot more of this than I thought there was" The last four words are cut in half, implying a much longer ramble off-screen. The scene shows a tenno operator and a warframe, stood dramaticlaly facing the background where a giant face and swarms of sentients (basically robots) are present. Zoe's mask has been blurilly placed over the giant face. There are scenes of space and land battles in the lower corners of the image. I have also added concept art of Hybrid Ballas by Keith Thompson on the right, at an angle, along with a crude purple arrow pointing to him from the text "asshole". The original image was very dramatic and I have undermined it for jokes.

OK folks, this is gonna be a weird one. I messed up. I'm locked into The New War quest, I couldn't stream yesterday, and I'm booked into Dokapon later today.
So how do I get that Warframe stuff finished in time?
Well, I guess I stream it right now.
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Finally, Bluesky is so broken tha the developers can finally get what they want; No Users.

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Hi y'all, I have some sour news; my air conditioner finally stopped working this year after a decade of service. o7

However, this means I need to get together funds as quickly as possible. My biggest concern are my cats, who are both long-haired.

Please reskeet.

💙

ko-fi.com/oozeyoozebou...

Think of it this way: using ChatGPT is like employing a scheming eunuch whose obsequious lies will make your life difficult and embarrassing.

Stream over and... oh no.
Oh no this quest is so much longer than I thought and also I can't play my freetime game until it's done oh NO
(Possible emergency stream coming tomorrow to get through more of it. Thursday is still Dokapon so uh... oh dear.)

Oh also I rebuilt a bunch of my OBS setup in an attempt to make things better so feedback on that is appreciated.

Thumbnail edited from official Warframe promotional art. "EldritchZoe streams Warframe The New War. Probably. IDK there's a lot of stuff in this game and maybe i'll just" The last four words are cut in half, implying a much longer ramble off-screen. The scene shows a tenno operator and a warframe, stood dramaticlaly facing the background where a giant face and swarms of sentients (basically robots) are present. Zoe's mask has been blurilly placed over the giant face. There are scenes of space and land battles in the lower corners of the image. It's very dramatic and I have ruined it and I am proud.

Stream! I was gonna start a new game but uh... my spoons said no! So it's Warframe: The New War! Probably.
Look, this expansion is kinda confusing with the quest structure if you're just going off the in-game quest log like I am, idk if "prelude to war" counts
...
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