hiiiii! hi!!!

they're saying it's "Wizard Madness Summer". we're dreaming of grand celestial structures and vast oneiric seas spanning farther than men could travel this year!!!

When Leon gave you only one bullet so you gotta slay the zombies with a lethal face card

valve is so good at cutscenes even the elevator rides are part of the worldbuilding

> "oh i might be like a. a wizard construct girl? but with like no academic backage. backing. or magic. so like a girl. or a um."

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> do i know if this is who i am, or is it who i want to be?

> call out. is there anyone else?

missed the original but f/w you heavy. your games convo at pax is like, some of the most succinct and interesting i’ve had this year. you’re also very funny and lovely to talk with!

i think you’re a delight to play with and wonderful to talk to!! i’m also v happy knowing someone with a degree of history knowledge so i can ask about it sometimes

my haters only hate me because i’m off putting and unpleasant to be around and treat people around me poorly. your friends only like you because you have fun with them and are nice and make them smile and laugh. it’s fucking fake is what it is. a cult if you ask me.

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

oh it's in the alt whoops

ohhhhh he's so sweet! where'd you get the caterpillar?

i’d say thornweaver but i’m genuinly so intrigued by the casket

ahhhhhh scarlet hollow!!!!!!!! literally one of my faves!!!! so excited for you to play through

Snickers bar and a metal whistle

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

oh he is

yayyyy grats!!!

little unconventional but i love playing with the space between horns! like, it’s honestly shocking how even a simple cats cradle look can work wonders with the right accessories

Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997

Me when someone finally lets me cast 1001 Imps

oh gosh! hoping you’ll all be alright

karken, cheering u on from the sidelines

gosh i’ve gotta go karken.

All characters are 18 years or older and all characters consent to all events that happen in all these stories. They're actors and right after the story is over they get up and bow and everyone claps and throws bouquets of roses at them. It's all fake and no one gets hurt. Please don't ban me again.

working on a collection of short stories and im including this notice on the itchio page. hoping and praying they believe me

BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople

his single earring... i shan't even say

they have to go “Yahoo!” and “Okey Dokey!” sometimes

the cowls of mice

when the revolution comes, i like to think we'll keep teen vogue around as a kind of fashion-forward pionerskaya pravda