Fantastic. This is a new genre for me and it seems to have a rich cultural tradition.

I'm too dumb to embed a gif of that marathon robot tripping and exploding at the start line.

Only if it's personally designed by Lange and Vinai.

And both these teams are, legitimately, better than spurs have been basically all season.

I've never seen the ball shanked so badly so frequently. Including league 1 matches.

I've watched the last 15m. Wtf is this.

You're Morgan gibbs-right.

We've got players in most positions that would walk into mid table clubs, often 2 players

BUT also huge profile gaps for any way of playing as the squad building has been completely disjointed.

Mid table at worst if we'd just brought in a broadly attacking manager and signed for them in summer.

Needs more flames to be a metaphor for spurs season.

The (correct imo) criticism of Levy was that he was too cautious and wouldn't take the steps needed for us to kick on and compete at the very highest level of club football.

Not that we were sliding to relegation.

It's like people have completely forgotten what we finished 5th under Conte and 5th under Ange.

A consistent style of manager instead of a yoyo and having a director of football who knows what they're doing instead of Lange and we're knowhere near this.

Easily.

Can probably go back to jan last year?

I keep imaging in ng gallagher and palhinha were profiles we actually needed at a similar quality.

I guess we found out what was possible if we tried attacking.

Night and day.

How the fuck did we end up with Frank until February?

Sack Lange
Sack Vinai

(Also get rid of de zerbi)

Pgmol conspiracy is real?

*with the entire leadership structure sacked

Ohh, so we can start over again
Ohh, so we can start over again

Blurs 'coffee and tv' playing through the concourse.

'I've seen so much I'm going blind and I'm braindead, virtually'

Sounds about right.

Never have i been less excited to watch spurs.

A man can dream

Is there anything happening pre match for Brighton?

There are going to be a lot of articles about the CL final as a battle for the soul of football aren't there...

Odobonso is a personal favourite.

Do we still have that israeli chap on the left wing? Not good enough for prem but he was electric in the championship for Leeds.

Can't remember his name for the life of me.

I really think Gray goes. He's a premier league level player right now and will be in demand.

It's the sheer incompetence of it. One of the richest clubs in the world mismanaged into oblivion.

Makes me really angry.

Also the thing that puts me off the most. I have no faith in any of the people in charge.

We wanted Levy gone because he was too cautious but got utter incompetence instead.

Yeah agree, pushes into hoardings happen all the time and are rarely given and I'm not sure why.

I honestly have no idea what will and won't be given in any game. I'm constantly perplexed by what gets yellow carded and what doesn't. Seems arbitrary.

Doesn't change anything though. Won't fix his knee.

It is really interesting how much the commentary frames the narrative.

If it was Liverpool / man utd with a famous ex pro going nuts we'd still be talking about it in a week, as it is it's nothing. There will be no action because there is no media interest.

You seem like quite a sad angry man. Hope things get better for you.

Thanks for your contribution.