He fucking thought 😂

Someone come get your Army personnel

#findom

So we all getting high af today and drying our tears with $100’s? Ok me too 🫣

Findom

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Did we just become bffs 😅

Hell yeah new friend 🍃

I’m dead 💀 no breaks even for showers. That’s what I’m talking about 😂

Top of the morning to ya, beautiful 😍

Blinker check for the baddies 😶‍🌫️

simps, did I say you could look? Get the fuck to sending.

Findom

Wake up and smell the THC, babes 🥰 it’s a beautiful day to get everything you want.

Findom

Reading this and hitting my pen at 6 am 💀

The fact that he thought that would work is alarming

And then the “no I don’t drink”.

Well shit now I need a drink 💀

Literally 💀 prime example of what I don’t fuck with

lol it’s the demanding to be dominated for me. 🤡

Ravishing!

Look at you, back again.

Findom paypigs

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💯

Honestly no brain cells but all the audacity.

Fr I was so grossed out. Like was I not clear in my responses?

Reason 89,673 of why men should be kept in cages.

This guy I know irl casually trying to get me to dominate him 😐

Findom

That’s a (DIRTY) parachute. If you don’t know, now you know 🤘🏽

Staying cozy in my bed while subs go make my money >>>>>

Findom

Did you miss me?

Of course you did 🙃 guess what I’ve been up to

#findom

Hitting the pen when it’s too cold to go outside and hit the bong 🤘🏽

Also, love that you censored your bb 🥰

Hotttt

Omg 😨 I’m so glad you’re ok!

And hell to the no, no remorse. I hope he quietly died in a ditch while thinking about what a failed kidnapper he is. Lmao too much? Nah. 😂

I’m dead rn cause we literally will have our legs dangling during taxi trying to stuff ourselves in the plane and close the door 💀 I hate how comfortable I am with that

Omg right? I feel like as a person with a vagina, I could fill a book times men have been creepy.

And I love that you prefer hand to hand combat 😂 🤘🏽 we ain’t going down without a fight

It’s literally more dangerous just to be a woman than it is to jump out of a fucking plane. I have pepper spray in my skydiving bag 😭

My dyslexic ass would have never noticed 😂

You guys why did he make a fucking joke about being a murderer when I denied him 💀 it all makes sense now