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I’ll have weekends off for the first time since 2012, feels like a miracle

It still feels surreal that in 11 days I’ll finally be rid of this job, and retail in general. There are people here who have been here for 30 years and I was so worried I’d wind up one of them.

Always been exhausted by the “a movie can’t be leftist if it’s paid for by bad people!” discourse, it’s usually started by people who learned about how movies got made 20 minutes ago

Weird how MICHAEL and MICHAEL CLAYTON have the same tag line

Does the Jackson family have dirt on every single living musician, is that what’s happening here?

Jfc dude

On top of everything else…the Jackson movie pretending Janet doesn’t exist is fucking pathetic. Hope everyone enjoys their essentially state-sanctioned propaganda with higher-production value.

Why anyone would ever want to watch an Evil Dead movie not directed by Sam Raimi boggles my mind (this also applies to…every other auteur-driven franchise)

Name your Top 5 Prince Songs

I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man
Sometimes It Snows In April
The Most Beautiful Girl In The World
Paisley Park
Let’s Go Crazy

What a cynical, craven piece of shit Antoine Fuqua is

And the movie ends with a “To Be Continued” tag for a Part 2 that will unequivocally never ever be made

Agreed. I think it’s why I love UNDER THE SILVER LAKE so much, it scratches that particular itch

The RESURRECTION blu is already sold out at B&N, America has Bi Gan fever.

You've got to be kidding me.

CLOUD: if PULSE was Kurosawa depicting Internet culture as a Biblical plague, this movie is him saying “no…it’s actually much stupider than that” and turning it into a supremely satisfying Coens riff; economic desperation turning us all into craven sociopaths. A blast.

As someone who had to deal with Pokémon scalpers at work, I can say this is very accurate

Hell yeah

Bringing back iPods baby

The day the real DOOMSDAY trailer drops (I’m assuming with THE ODYSSEY) has the potential to be the CATS trailer all over again

Finally going to watch CLOUD after work

I used to believe in the Jordan stuff but after watching LAST DANCE I’m truly believe his father’s death broke him irreparably and he had to step away.

This actually makes me optimistic for the future of moviegoing because 3 years ago these jagoffs said movie theaters were dead when they signed their Netflix deal and since they’re soulless grifters the winds must be blowing the other way if they’re begging everyone to see ENDGAME again

Stevie Wonder can see and has a bulletproof NDA with Berry Gordy that keeps him from ever revealing so until Gordy dies

Bummer that the sequel to PRACTICAL MAGIC, one of the most visually lush studio movies of that era looks like flat steaming slop.

MILE END KICKS is set the same number of years in the past as LADY BIRD was when it came out, yes I’m spiraling over this shut up

a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a white background . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a white background .

Me, when I realize indie comedies that are “period pieces” will soon be set *after* I graduated from college

It turns out Woke 2 is in fact what will bring back comedy

Do any of you remember that movie THE FOURTH KIND with Milla Jovovich? It begins with a PSA with Milla herself saying everything you were about to see in the movie was true (it wasn't, the producers were sued) and there was a post-script at the end telling you to do your own alien research.