Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

The tropical print shirt lesbian is definitely flirting but i feel this strange resignation... Oh right it's because they're very young

genuinely idk what to order at a coffee shop, espresso is too small, milk drinks are too milky, drip coffee is usually terrible

At the PCC for the Castration Movie/The Shrouds London premiere, an event critics are calling Transsexual Barbenheimer

adhd is like, okay ill have a thought, and its like okay im gonna forget this thought so i better write it down. i better go get a notepad or my phone, hey what about what i said to my friend earlier, are they mad at me? gee i really gotta try better. hmm its been a while since i tried to play Hexen

Google battling 'fox infestation' on roof of £1bn London office Foxes have 'begun to dig burrows' in soil of rooftop garden at the as yet unopened King's Cross headquarters

Yes
YES
The foxes are occupying Google.

I am so baffled by people who think that American cities are crime-laden warzones or whatever. Legitimately can't remember the last time I was in an city and thought "ooh, wouldn't want to be out here after dark."

Thought that about countless rural gas stations, but cities? Nah.

"Women are not physically inferior
versions of men, and our function is not one of broodmares. We repudiate the
equation of women with reproductive function as profoundly misogynistic." UCU women members not messing about in their response to the Supreme Court ruling.

www.ucu.org.uk/media/15028/...

This.

“We’re just friends” oh as if u can be just friends ? As if friendship isn’t a pool the size of the sun for us to explore and play in all our days ? Bitch ?

Oh do they? I'm not on many

Andor has a Message for the Left: Just Keep Watching This Fun Show!

my biological sex is woman and my social genders are tranny and dyke

there were also mice belly-up, their balls directly manipulable, as lumon terminals have

it felt to me like it should be disgustingly edible because it looked like an overcooked hard boiled egg yolk. and then there was the gunk that built up on the wheels it rolled around on, that could never be completely cleaned...

Tdov feeling very funny this year. I’m already mad visible, I don’t know any trans’ need more visibility. I need a job. Need to throw hands

[increasingly anxious backseat gaming] okay yeah you just gotta aim like a little bit higher. okay yeah just like tilt the cursor a little bit upwards. it's just a little higher than that. oh no like okay you gotta turn target lock off and manually aim a little bit higher than that. just a bit highe

Friend: I can't believe that singer said faggot when he said to open the pit that's super homophobic and moreover I don't think all the straight people in the pit appreciated it, this is why people say-
Me, heard "faggot" and "pit" in the same sentence and got so hard I stroked out: guhhhhhhhh

i need to get into this train business

headline of the rochester democrat chronicle, march 15, 1908, page 34. It reads: "Women Anarchists Have Become The Terror of the World's Police! Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Outstripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red." and the subtitle reads: "Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Preceeding from Anarchistic Violence--The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Find a Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down--Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear."

women can do anything.

Mildred and the Oboe Last night Mildred, my neighbor on the floor below, masturbated with an oboe. The oboe wheezed and squealed in her vagina. Mildred groaned. Later, when I thought she was finished, she started screaming. I lay in bed with a book about India. I could feel her pleasure pass up through the floorboards into my room. Of course there might have been another explanation for what I heard. Perhaps it was not the oboe but the player of the oboe who was penetrating Mildred. Or perhaps Mildred was striking her small nervous dog with something slim and musical, like an oboe. Mildred who screams lives below me. Three young women from Connecticut live above me. Then there is a lady pianist with two daughters on the parlor floor and some lesbians in the basement. I am a sober person, a mother, and I like to go to bed early-but how can I lead a regular life in this building? It is a circus of vaginas leaping and prancing: thirteen vaginas and only one penis, my little son.

happy birthday to Lydia Davis

the OHSU-Legacy merger would create a monopoly on trans surgical care for Medicaid patients in OR (and most ppl w private insurance too!). OHSU has recent documented cases of denying trans care by treating it as cosmetic and refusing to bill to insurance

the merger is bad for trans ppl, full stop

can i weep on it

need, i mean, oh, yeah, that makes sense

if we survive this, I hope it'll be a lesson to everyone that relying on cis allies to grant us probationary civil rights was a huge fucking mistake. in times of relative safety we should be organizing to liberate ourselves because our lives are nothing to them but a stepping stone for their careers

When you've definitely met more than one trans woman