Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

The Nintendo Gameboy Tetris box art bundle (1989)

On this day 37 years ago, the Nintendo GameBoy first released in Japan (1989)

#retro #art #gaming #Gameboy

“And when you pray, you shall not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward.”
(Matthew 6:5)

Colson Whitehead, as per usual, absolutely spot on.

Any #GuardsBall folks know why the game is blacked out on MLB.tv. I’m out of market.

A golazo daggering Man U at the death? Say less.

If this book were in the Bake Off, Paul Hollywood would say it’s good but lacks a “hero flavor”

The cover of Jeanette McCurdy’s novel “Half His Age” showing a close up of a woman’s pink lips sucking on fingers.

Half His Age is…fine. Interesting but not great. Some moments of shining truth. McCurdy’s prose is brazen at points but oddly timid in others. It juggles a lot of ideas, but is thematically muddy, a string of “and then”s w/o enough heft or truth to make its character growth feel earned. 💙📚 #booksky

I made a papercraft just for this

Someone sent me this.

I know this is April fools but some dudes are gonna be legitimately upset when they can’t buy one.

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated

Some tips on how to make your protest more efficient from me, the guy who is diametrically opposed to your specific cause as well as protesting in general.

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

Exclusive | OpenAI Set to Discontinue Sora Video Platform App The app, released last year, allowed people to insert themselves into famous movie scenes, among other functions.

Cause of death: money and litigation pit. And thank goodness too.

Screenshot of a post from Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala that reads: This is wild. 143 million people thought they were catching Pokémon. They were actually building one of the largest real-world visual datasets in Al history. Niantic just disclosed that photos and AR scans collected through Pokémon Go have produced a dataset of over 30 billion real-world images. The company is now using that data to power visual navigation Al for delivery robots. Players didn't just walk around with their phones. They scanned landmarks, storefronts, parks, and sidewalks from every angle, at every time of day, in lighting and weather conditions that staged photography would never capture. They documented the physical world at a scale no mapping company with a fleet of vehicles could have replicated on the same timeline or budget. The most valuable Al training datasets in the world aren't being assembled in data centers. They're being built by people who have no idea they're building them.

I’m going to become the fucking joker

The cover of Madeleine L’Engle’s book “A Wrinkle in Time “

“Mary Sue versus Satan’s Space Communists”

#ExplainABookBadly
#Booksky 📚💙

A cartoon illustration of a woman having her first sip of coffee and a multicolored blast of ideas are pouring out of her head. Caption reads "It only ever happened on the first sip, but it occurred the same way each and every damn morning."

Magical. #grickledoodle #coffee #caffiene #morning #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

For the same $6 trillion cost, you could crush child poverty with a child allowance and free childcare, fix unemployment insurance, do paid family, sick & medical leave, massively boost ACA subsidies, and eliminate child uninsurance with Medicare for Kids.

Meow meow meow

#art #sketch #sketchbook #ink

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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

The cover of the Book Lollapalooza, an oral history of the ritual festival, showing Eddie vedder, Courtney love and Perry Farrel over a trippy, black-red-and yellow flamelike background.

Just finished “Lollapalooza” and…oof. Some interviews are truly interesting but it’s a lot of self-mythologizing. It needs more editorial oversight. Wildly false statements are left to stand. Inexcusable behaviors get a 🤷‍♂️.
An interesting snapshot but not a particularly good book. 💙📚 #Booksky

Celes and Terra ❤️my fave ladies from Final Fantasy 6✨
Older piece from 2021, painted with watercolors and color pencils.

I think I painted this during a stream too? I don't remember 😅

⟡ #FF6 ⟡ #Finalfantasy ⟡ #art

Success is Les Wexner's crime. Jealousy driving smug to smear him | Opinion Too many pols, pundits and polarizers are less interested in evidence of lawbreaking than toppling successful people. By Phillip Derrow

This was written by a guy I forced off the New Albany, Ohio school board after I found his tweets comparing COVID vaccinations to the Holocaust. Shocker that he's sensitive about powerful people being held accountable for something.

www.dispatch.com/story/opinio...

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

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