As far as the actual 2 day 4/20 vending, I made almost $500 with no booth fee and got to visit a good friend I haven't seen in 5 or 6 years. We were on the sidewalk in downtown Eugene and it was actually SO chill. I only had to yell at 1 houseless guy & almost fight another business owner. Success!

One of the budtenders bought a brownie and then came back out and threw more money at me because it was so good

An Instagram message that reads "umm if I knew you made such good cookies I would have bought more yesterday lol can I order some?"

I decided to try to sell some cookies and brownies at the 4/20 market I was vending at and I really should have thought to give samples because I ended up giving away most of what I made at the end of the second day and I got this message today 😂

Previously he would leave it alone unless he was completely unattended. But now from just that one time he figured out he can actually steal food and he's doing it. And now I can't allow him in the kitchen any more. He used to just lay in the middle of the floor and now he sharks around any food

Agh im so pissed at my dad, yet again. A few weeks ago he left a plate of food on the counter while I had my back turned doing stuff and the gate to the kitchen was open & of course, luigi got up on the counter and ate it. Since then he's stolen 2 other things off our plates in an instant

I'm making a giant paper mache caterpillar for my Alice in wonderland birthday party and it's about to be suuuuper weird 😂

Left is one of my reference photos, right is what I have so far. It's...unsettling

I just got my food handlers card to be able to sell baked goods and it only took me 4min 50sec to finish 20 questions lol they've really dumbed that test down a lot since I took it the last time

He said "oh. Well in that case I'm sure Rob could be persuaded into bringing his PA system" 😂

I purposely haven't mentioned my bfs friends bringing their music gear to our birthday party because I'm not looking to exploit them for free entertainment but the look of pure relief on his face when I told him it wasn't *not* allowed tells me we might have live music. The boys just wanna jam lol

There's a ballet influencer out there that I absolutely can NOT stand and everyone seems to love her but I've had girls just like her in class and they're such an annoying distraction. I hate every time she pops up on my screen 😖 #hater lol

What about it is abnormal? I neeeeed to know. Or maybe I don't 😂

I was just reading the side effects of a medication and it says "abnormal orgasm" but gives absolutely no other information about it. I have so many questions

Oh the windex trick is magical, I'm constantly spraying them down lol we generally can't figure out where they come from either but they'll pop up randomly through the whole house!

Wow the adhd is really running the show today. I just got up from sewing and walked to the kitchen for something, couldn't remember what it was. Wondered if I could still do a lame duck, tried it (i can), grabbed a soda and walked back to sewing. What was that??

I wish I could set my brain to one channel so I could focus on that one thing. Instead I've got a million brain tabs open and even when I'm working on one thing I'm flipping through the rest trying to problem solve or obsess over something. Im tired!

Trying to get three people to the gorge from seattle and looked at renting a mini van. Why is it almost NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS for 3 days!?

We're seriously considering renting a uhaul pickup instead because even accounting for all the miles its still only like $400 lol

I can't believe we didn't get any snow accumulation this winter! The ants! It's like a horror movie sometimes, they just won't stop

WHERE DID THEY ALL COME FROM!? It's unreal.

I've spent more than 5 hours over the last two days weeding ONE SINGULAR flower bed in the back yard and its still not done 😭

I wanted to treat it as a litmus test for whether I should be friends with someone that can't figure out how to text me (every person for sure 100% has my phone number) but alas....I added BOTH mine and my bfs numbers and now my hand hurts 😭😂

Context: we have a clothesline and I always turn it into a little blanket fort but I'm gonna go all out for my birthday party and I'm gonna make it into a little hookah lounge with draped fabrics/lights/pillows. Here's how the comforter looks by itself. It's gonna be so neat and cozy

Jesus Facebook is cringy

For reference this is how I've been using the line on the other side

Should I put my phone number on the line above rsvp or should I trust that my guests are smart and will figure out how to contact me?

Also, I actually love this set and absolutely *will* be using it! An absolute steal for $10

A comforter and pillowcase made of a burnt orange linen type fabric & covered in rows of pompoms of the same color

I've been looking for fabrics to furnish my caterpillar hookah lounge for my birthday party and I found this kinda hippy dippy comforter & sham set at goodwill and it came pre seasoned with patchouli! 😆

When my business and income depends on YOU, you have a responsibility to communicate in a timely manner. Idc idc idc. I'm an actual person trying to make a life for myself and im tired of having it gatekept by dumb assholes

I swear to god if I have one more business email/message go unanswered I'm putting every person who told me to message them and didn't reply on blast. Idc. Fuck you guys at this point, you're not more important or busy than me. It's not unreasonable to expect a reply within a week or TWO.

I genuinely thought my bf had my new account blocked for a minute and got soooooo mad. But no. Just his stupid settings 😡

I started a new fb because i need it for groups...but I can't get added to any groups because I don't have any friends. I can't add any friends because all my friends don't allow friend requests from people who aren't friends with their friends. I can't even add my fucking BOYFRIEND OF 4 YEARS