Imagine not enjoying pissing yourself. That’d be so boring 😮‍💨

Diapers are such a wonderful multiplying factor for that :3

Wooo! You’re, like, the fourth person I’ve ever made pee themselves from laughing ever

Waking up smelling like pee in a big squishy diapee makes me feel 😵‍💫

Once again tapping the sign…sigh…

Yes. You do need your pampers 😏

I have that same shirt 🤭

POV: your sibling who’s too old for diapers needs a change

You’re really testing Pombon on this one 😂

There is certainly something about having them called “your pampers”

Nappy with the accent hits right

Pombon promises that I won’t use this against you btw

What’s your favorite cringe way for saying ”diaper”?

I’ll go first: diapees

Diapers are way more reliable, but waking up in a soaked Goodnite makes me feel blushy and smol

My life improved tremendously when I leaned into the cringe.

Caesar Childless doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Definitely too old to still need Goodnites 🫠

Oop 🤭

Diapers are way more reliable, but waking up in a soaked Goodnite makes me feel blushy and smol

Dirty, dirty unspeakable things

something, something my culture, your costume, something, something… 😒😒😒

I dunno if there’s a word for ominous optimism, but I’ll take it ☺️

The delayed realization that you’ve soaked your diaper in the middle of the night is kinda one of the best things ever

…and you’re going to call a babysitter that you know? 🤨

Thank you :3

Officially 3 weeks out from living on my own for the first time ever. It’ll either be a fantastic growing experience or destroy me mentally (I don’t do half measures), but things are about to get weirder either way.

Made it to (big diaper) Friday 😮‍💨

Gotta embrace peeing while crabwalking