my mom didn't even want kids until she met my dad, who loves kids and was excited about being an active parent. to this day, no one appreciates his humor like a preschooler.

I love Wheels on the Bus for public transportation reasons, but I also love "wheels on the tuk tuk"
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-wheels...

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cops

So much of our current dystopia is objectively funny and enraging at the same time

"If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do" -- JD Vance, 9/14/2026

“But I think one of the issues here is that if you’re going to opine on matters of theology, you’ve got to be careful. You’ve got to make sure it’s anchored in the truth, and that’s one of the things that I try to do” -- JD Vance, 4/14/2026

I bet the "tips" she received for being their messenger on this really helped. And I don't hold it against her; there are lots of less vulnerable people who are willing to stump for much more horrific policies for a lot less.

I wonder if you take away the 3 million for Wesley Bell if they are still the top fundraiser. 3 million to defeat a previous member of the CBC

In 2016 he claimed to be a Presbyterian because he was baptized in a Presbyterian church and the Stated Clerk of the PC(USA) immediately was like, "We have not had any record of his involvement in the church in the past 60 years. Don't @ me, we don't know that man."

I always assumed it wasn't because he played the saxophone, it was because he went on Arsenio in the first place. I was 8 years old, so I don't really know, but I thought it was considered dorky but at least he showed up because Bush and Perot wouldn't even try to pander to the black community.

As a trans engineer who left the space industry in order to feel safe enough to transition: oof.

yeah, I know a lot of people who were visibly and actively opposed to the genocide and decided to vote for Harris because they were afraid of Trump and while I am sure there are people who are assholes about it, most normal people are like, "it was a tough decision, do what you have to"

"Reagan destabilized Nicaragua and Honduras and that was good. Okay, next up: why are all these immigrants coming to the US?"

I didn't read the article, but I'm just guessing that the "demonizing homeowners" he's referring to is "advocating for affordable housing."

Not to mention how shitty the traffic is already

"Democrats are such pussies that they, in this age of nuclear weapons, oppose Total Warfare. They wouldn't even let past military leaders destroy civilian populations"
I mean, I don't think democrats are as moral as Rick Scott does but that's a weird definition of "insane"

I wish he gave me more opportunities to begrudgingly respect his decision

I truly don't think it would bother him, he'd just embrace sedevacantism and popularize the trad cath movements that reject the pope.

Let me say this plainly: Iranian children have as much of a right to live and thrive as American children.

Their babies MUST be as precious to me as my 6 niblings and my baby grandnib are IF I want them to have a future.

If I want a future for my kin AND humanity, I MUST act like it.

So must you.

After work I'm going to go vote to extend the earnings tax in St. Louis so my city doesn't just completely fall apart. And it's really weird to prioritize voting on a 1% tax with the threat of total warfare looming but I guess that's being American in 2026

I was so confuse for a second because Catholics and Protestants observe Easter on the same day; Orthodox Christians will celebrate on the 12th.

perhaps the pentagon shouldn't observe any religious holidays

Tara may be sick of seeing her everywhere, but Nicola Coughlan said it best with "Have you ever noticed that transphobes have really shitty hair? That's karma, bitch"

people are mentioning hot showers, but I will also shout out running the hot shower (especially with a vicks steam tab) and just sitting in the steamed-up shower. It's great mid-day when you don't need to shower again and dry your skin out but you need the steam!

I concur

this is a tough one, as someone who hate AI and loves lesbians.

j/k, it's not tough fuck AI just put real lesbian content in marvel okay thanks bye

Obviously all we would need is poop and seed potatoes.

They actually get along really well. I love Sir Charles but I can't defend that one