dmv employee is hologram of sentient insect. you feed it fruits, papers, lizards. the person in line behind you offers a child. you feed the child to the hologram, who transmutes the child and returns it to you holding a toy truck. congrantolarions. now you can truck
garbageman just text’d me “i hope you’ve got some good garbage this week” i don’t know if it’s a threat or if he’s trying to gas me up?? it’s tough to read tone over text
Every day I look forward to sleeping I love sleeping I love being unconscious
Smurfs are an invasive species
Soup (a huge pile of human bones)
Soup of the day: Bones
I've been a little behind on watching movies with all the wrestling and getting caught up on Invincible and From but now that I am I'm hoping to log some more movie miles soon
A swimming pool with a bunch of cars hanging out in and around it
Carpool
I'm going to use it to kill a home intruder
I’m tone deaf, I’m tone blind…. I got my tone tongue ripped out and I’ve been degloved of tone skin….. what else…… nose
me, flirting: have you ever ate too much soup?
That is a fun fact
they should make a Bluesky that works
I'm getting like every other image here
Alfred Kubin, 'The Creature from Mars,' 1906
it got you
most of the time, i can look right at a person and tell if they are as online as i am
me: hey is this the mouse temple? i'm here to worship the mouse god
snake temple guard: buddy you are lost
I'll go where the wind takes me on that one
It was an absolute highlight of my weekend
3-D Dinosaur Adventure (1997)
Soft ink and pastel grasshopper in cool greens with brown and pink , side view, quite nice
Thick oil Buck toothed skull and cone on black paper. Laboured over in its own way
A grid of artworks on my website, fearing Van Gogh, grasshopper skull clown rabbit etc etc
Like a good soldier of the lord I have added some new art to my website. There is a grasshopper and a new skull. And there they are in an arrangement. Do have a look. www.chloecumming.com
A thick oil pastel drawing on black paper in portrait format with cyan and vermillion and perpendicular squiggles
Oil pastel drawing. Hospital dispute
Yeah that does sound about right
whenever i accidentally leave the dog treat bag open and the cat steals a piece i just let him have it. fair enough dude you caught me slipping
You merely adopted sleep apnea. I was born in it, molded by it
It's the only way I'll learn
Soup without a texture
Damn soup has no texture
