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Posts by Elplebian

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The Aett ætt/ätt (pronounced [ˈæːt]:-Old Norse) Lair, Hearth, Den

I’m going to uninstall Bluesky. It’s just turned into another political doomscroll saturating me with rage & hate for Hairpiece Hitler, Toad of Totenkopf hall + their poundshop “patriots” from the shallow end of either side of the transatlantic gene pool.

I’ll still post hobby at www.theaett.com

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Freedumb for Venezuela huh? The rest of the world will see the reality of “let’s install a junta approved by a convicted rapist & friend of a paedophile.”
Also… while we’re on the topic of sexual assaults; have you not twigged that your ‘signature’ makes Florida look like jizz stain??

3 months ago 0 1 0 0
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Lost the last one at #warfest5 so needed a new one ready for camping and robust discussion at #warfest6

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“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela”

“Caracas?”

“not according to his doctors”

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FIFA must be feeling pretty silly right now.

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Does she have enough of a body to shame? She’s alarmingly small & her status means millions will want to emulate her. I truly believe she needs help/intervention. A B/W photo of her would look like someone coming out of a camp in ‘45.

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My New Year's resolution is 300 dpi.

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Another drokkin' year

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Watch the Royal Institution CHRISTMAS LECTURES archive Watch all the Royal Institution CHRISTMAS LECTURES back to 1966, when the lectures were first televised.

Guys guys guys, I found the archive of the Royal Institution Christmas Lectures (it's not an achievement, they've not hidden them) - you can watch every single one since they started televising them in the 60s:

www.rigb.org/christmas-le...

I love watching them every year, now I can see them all!

3 months ago 189 108 11 10

QRP with something Watery. (Not shit American tea or lager)

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Hey prez @darthputinkgb.bsky.social , doesn’t the fact that pre revolution Russia was almost feudal + the familial ties between the Romanov Tzars & British Monarchy mean that “Russia” pretty much means “the tzar & family” so if “Russia” wanted” from India they’d just ask Cousin George/Edward/Vicky?

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Helped keep the Japanese out… and that’s in living memory so….. yeah… or does that not count because mid c20 hyper-nationalist colonial Japan, certain of its racial superiority, wasbt white European? Pretty sure the Manchurians would have something to say about that. Please read some history.

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Judge Dredd exposed as squishy liberal in British citizenship debate shock

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I was Spartacus

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I could post Sooooooo many, Black album, load, reload, garage inc, Dookie, nimrod, Blood sugar sex magik, down on the upside, RATM, no more tears, and out come the wolves, fear of the dark, cracked rear view, S.C.I.E.N.C.E, Aenima….basically 99% of my music collection.

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Queuing for cheese at Nicholson’s in Helmsley behind Thom Yorke of Radiohead fame..

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Breakfast at Greggs
#makeafilmcheaper

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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

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Taxi for ‘Bardot’ ; taxi for ‘Bardot’….

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“Took me ages to murder him yer honour” vs “I one-shotted him from a mile away”

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Agreed, but if Dresden was a Warcrime then surely Coventry, London, Manchester, Malta etc were too. Legality isn’t defined by effectiveness.

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If the luftwaffe had the capability to do what Bomber Command did to Nuremberg, Dresden et al they’d have started doing the same on September 39

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Claiming the RN committed war crimes *without* Mers el Kébir at the top of the list proves they’re nowt but a troll. Bismarck crewed by uniformed combatants.. all the Merchantmen sink by the KM Uboat fleet?? Not so much. Fucking idiot.

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Screaming at the internet about the Bismarck being a war crime when Mers el Kébir is on the table… back under your bridge troll…

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Spawn please

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Potentially. I
Mean…I follow you & I’m a proper cunt so…

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@waitmanwbeorn.com fucking hell you’ve turned your ‘geopolitically ignorant, historically illiterate, chronic Dunning-Kruger fucknugget’ magnet turned on again haven’t you.

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Tarquin Puppyplay McBeaglegimp IV
Can take a day off. I’m sure they’ve got better things to do keeping their local home-county illuminati cell secret while providing *just enough* breadcrumbs (lube drips?) to keep Dan Brown in typewriter ribbons.

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a baby is standing in front of a bathroom mirror . Alt: That gif of a toddler running into a room and exiting at high speed

Scharnhorst, 26th December 1943, colourised

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Gravy is brown. No comment, reply or argument is needed in response Thankyou. Transatlantic white supremacy does not extend to savoury sauces here in the UK. Citizenship test fail *right there* Professor Beorn. 😉😘

Merry Christmas by the way!

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